It’s Modern Times: Why Can’t I Take A Steam Locomotive To The Super Bowl?
In so many ways, we are living in the future. When I got up this morning, the modern world’s explosion of music options meant that I was able to peruse
Super Bowl Commercial Just A Commercial
Despite hundreds of thousands of write-ins expressing their life-changing experiences as a result of harrowing stories of life, loss and grand achievement, the NFL released a joint statement Friday that
Brady or Mahomes: Who Would You Rather Kiss In The Moonlight?
Okay, readers, I have a confession: I haven’t kissed any professional quarterbacks yet, and, like, yeah, I know it’s a big deal, but I just want to be special, that’s
Roger Goodell Asks Adam Silver For Secret To Befriending Black Athletes
Boldly crossing league lines, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell asked NBA commissioner Adam Silver for the secret to how he got black athletes to like him and want to be his
Strength Coach Preaching Good Form With That Syringe
It is a little known secret that behind every great college athlete is a Strength Coach preaching discipline, hard-work, and good form and technique when using a syringe while taking
Dad Teaches Son Everything He Doesn’t Know About Football
A heartwarming yet confusing scene unfolded in suburban Portland this past weekend as a well-meaning father mistaught every facet of football to his beloved son, according to sources within the
Trick Play Blown Up By Well-Placed Land Mine
Yesterday, North Canyon High School ran an explosive trick play to win a critical game against the Milbrook Bobcats and keep their playoff hopes alive. While some may question Coach
Quarterback Rankings Clearly Not Factoring In Hotness
As a football fan, I’m getting a little tired of these so-called “data-driven” lists ranking QBs when it’s clear that their hotness isn’t even entering the equation. Yeah, they show
Risky: We Let This All-Pro Punter Hold Our Dog
It started off like any other Saturday. Then, we took a stroll to the dog park and… Jeremy Ferstein, ten-year NFL punting veteran, approached complimenting Trixie, our adorable bichon frise.
