We Review The Best Items From NFLShop.Com To Spice Up Your Sex Life
A healthy sex life, much like football, is all about teamwork. When two or more teammates get together to accomplish a mutually pleasurable goal, that leaves both parties satisfied. So,
Asshole Doesn’t Even Wear Eagles Jersey To Daughter’s First Communion
Philadelphia native Tommy Abruzzo turned heads this Sunday when he walked into Old St. Mary’s Catholic Church for his daughter’s First Communion wearing nothing but a blue blazer, mauve tie,
Meet The Armless Quarterback Who Refused To Let His Poor Eyesight Stop Him From Reaching The NFL
Growing up as an armless kid in West Texas, Adam “Four Eyes” Guidroz could only dream of one day overcoming his poor eyesight to play quarterback in the NFL. Today,
Satanic Football Player Points To The Ground After Scoring Touchdown
After scoring the game-tying touchdown, running back Damien Phillips pointed both index fingers towards the ground to honor the great and powerful Lucifer for granting him the ability to win
Is The ‘Fighting Irish’ Mascot Insensitive To Ireland’s Well-Documented History Of Cowardice?
The Notre Dame Leprechaun presents an impossible dichotomy: How in the world does an institution like Notre Dame spit in the face of Ireland’s well-documented history of cowardice by presenting
Aaron Rodgers To Spend Next Offseason In LA Soft Launching New Cult
Calling the move “critical for his physical and emotional healing,” veteran quarterback Aaron Rodgers has announced plans to take time during the NFL’s offseason to become the spiritual and salvational
Lifelong St. Louis Rams Fan Just Wants To Witness One 10.0-Rated Los Angeles Earthquake Before They Die
There’s only one item on lifelong St. Louis Rams fan David Harbrook’s bucket list: to see a 10.0-rated earthquake lay waste to the city of Los Angeles. Writing on his
31-Year-Old Running Back Put Down Following Severe Knee Injury
In response to recent injuries to the likes of Nick Chubb and J.K. Dobbins, Sports Riot is reporting that following a severe knee injury during the fourth quarter of Sunday’s
Ballbags And Blow: Inside The Scandalous World Of The National Cornhole Championships
The year was 1981, and in the sex- and drug-fueled world of pro lawn sports, cornholers reigned supreme. The bad boys of the back yard hosted post-competition romps in which