Wizards’ GM Promises Team’s Performance Will Be “Abra-Cadadequate”
Citing a young roster and the constant threat of injury to its star players, newly anointed Wizards GM Tommy Sheppard told reporters last Sunday he expects his team to be
Horse Tattooed With Sponsorships Dies Of Ink Poisoning
Hours after having the signature mountain logo from Coors Light, the World’s Most Refreshing Beer®, tattooed onto his muzzle and chin groove, Run For Freedom Presented By Dr. Pepper died
Pretty Cool I Guess: This Guy Who Played On The Bengals For Two Years Is Here To Talk To Your School About Something
In the world of sports journalism, there’s no such thing as a guarantee. Like sports, you’ve got to roll with the punches, or you’ll wind up getting knocked out. That’s
Player’s Future Uncertain Due To Injuries And Laws Of The Universe
After suffering a devastating achilles tear during the NBA Finals and continuing to be bound by the laws of nature, Kevin Durant’s future in the league is anything but certain.
NCAA To Start Paying Players On All Teams Except For Tennessee Volunteers
In a stunning reversal of policy, NCAA President Mark Emmert confirmed on Thursday that the organization will begin compensating collegiate athletes on every team except for the Tennessee Volunteers. “The
Long Live The King: Gym Teacher Wows Class By Dunking On Nine-Foot Hoop
Second-grade students ran wild in disbelief after seeing legendary gym teacher Mr. Salisbury put on an unforgettable spectacle by jamming home a towering, show-stopping nine-foot dunk during this morning’s gym
James Harden, Russell Westbrook Enjoying Final Months Of Friendship Before The Season Gets Serious
From being spotted around town on their tandem bicycle to reportedly always going halvesies on their fries, Russell Westbrook and James Harden are making the most of their summer friendship
Hilarious: Shaq Goes Undercover In This Video But Everyone Immediately Knows It’s Him And Are Too Nice To Say So
A hilarious video is making the rounds on the internet this week featuring Shaquille O’Neal undercover trying to trick fans; but despite that it is obviously Shaq everyone just nicely
Hear Us Out: We Give The Deer Guns Too
Look, everyone knows that hunting defenseless deer is inherently unfair. That’s why we here at Sports Riot have devised a solution: we let the deer have guns, too. Once the
