South Carolina Senator Introduces Bill Banning Lady Gamecocks
Lamenting that when he was growing up, Gamecocks were men and only men, and there’s no reason for that to ever change, South Carolina Senator Patrick Ellis introduced a bill
Top 10 Ways The NBA Should Antagonize China
The relationship between the NBA and China has remained tense ever since Houston Rockets GM Daryl Morey tweeted out his support for the Hong Kong protestors. A lot has gone
Joe Burrow Retires After Tumultuous Bengals Career
The city of Cincinnati was left reeling on Thursday, as star quarterback Joe Burrow, after a grueling, incredibly horrifying [four week] career with the Bengals, claimed that he could not
A-Rod Signs Lucrative 10-Year Contract With J. Lo
Twenty years after signing his record-breaking contract with the Yankees, Alex Rodriguez has just signed an even more lucrative deal, inking a massive 10-year deal with J. Lo with no
New York Yankees Fashion Week Just Pinstripes Again
This coming Saturday marks the return of the annual New York Yankees fashion show, where Yankees player-models and minor league affiliates will strut the runway in the latest Yankees attire.
Scalper Must Really Not Want To Go To Ball Game
This afternoon is a beautiful day for a ballgame, but this scalper must really not want to go. He’s offering $500 for one semi-obstructed, upper deck, mid-season Orioles ticket for
Rockies Power Rankings
It’s that time of year when we take stock of the latest movement in the hierarchy of the Rocky Mountains. Who is climbing? Who has peaked? Keep reading to find
Baseball Purists Still Lobbying For More Fat, Drunk Players
A group of baseball purists who believe the game has gotten too far away from its chubbier, more inebriated roots is continuing to lobby the MLB for harsh requirements on
MLB Suspends Slugger 10 Days For Using Jimmy Eat World’s “The Middle” As Walk-Up Music
Major League Baseball is sending a clear message; terrible music will not be tolerated in their stadium. League officials decided to come down hard on center-fielder, Caleb Weaver, with a
