Turns Out Boyfriend Can Rant About Things Besides Sports
Local woman and functioning adult Bridget Keenan called a press conference on Friday to share her startling discovery that, in the wake of the Covid-19 shutdown, boyfriend Michael O’Brien has
It’s Time To Make The Three-Point Line Invisible
So I’m sitting in my man-cave, Rockets are playing the Jazz [some rerun from 2019 on ESPN even though I haven’t watched the NBA in years] and I see this
Aging Racehorse Settles For Job At Medieval Times
Former Triple Crown-winning racehorse Senator Lettuce announced his exit from the sport of kings via Twitter today, telling followers that he’s choosing instead to settle for the next chapter of
Underrated: Forfeiting At Halftime
In sports, we talk a lot about “overrated,” such as: overrated teams, overrated stats, or Tony Romo. But that begs the ultimate question, what about the most underrated and under
Road Team Finally Guesses Arena WiFi Password
After several attempts to gain access into Safeco Field’s WiFi network, the visiting Orlando Magic finally figured out the password that had eluded them in previous trips to the Barclays
Virtual NFL Draft Provides Blueprint On How To Break Into Kliff Kingsbury’s House
While the virtual NFL draft was a success on multiple fronts, some Phoenix viewers have noted that the event had one additional benefit: providing the perfect view to finally realize
Ranking The Top NBA Players Of All Time Currently On The Memphis Grizzlies
Figuring out the top NBA players of all time currently on the Memphis Grizzlies roster is a difficult task for most any sports publication – but not us. Here’s how
New NFL ‘PuntZone’ Gives Fans Access To Just The Punts
Responding to overwhelming demand from fans, the NFL announced today that it will launch its newest channel, NFL PuntZone, starting Week 1 this revolutionary new way of looking at football
Bowler’s Divorce Leads To 7-10 Custody Split
The entire bowling world winced in horror this week as longtime PBA competitor Steve Haffner bowled a complete gutterball in his divorce proceedings, leading to an absolute worst-case-scenario split between
