
Julian Edleman Still Waiting For Tom Brady To Come Back From That Trip To “Get Some Cigarettes”
When Tom Brady left the Patriots practice facility in March, he assured a concerned Julian Edelman he’d be right back and was just running out to get some cigarettes. With

This Amazing Speed Boat Becomes An Airplane And Then A Coffin
Sea Ray has blown everyone away at the Jacksonville Boat Show this week by introducing its newest and most modern Icarus model, the first under-24-footer in its class that can

Retraction: Our Protein-Packed Bat Smoothie Will NOT Boost Your Immune System
It has long since been documented that colloidal silver, herbal supplements, essential oils, and protein found in Louisville Slugger bats pack enough immune system boosting power to combat COVID-19. However,

Zoom NFL Draft Interrupted By Hacked Feed Streaming 35 Continuous Minutes Of Antonio-Brown-Themed Hentai
REPORT: Zoom was hacked once again during this year’s virtual NFL Draft. ESPN went quickly to commercial, but if you were watching closely enough millions of viewers witnessed a near

Dumbass 5 Year Old Picks Detroit Lions As Favorite Team
After seeing a bright blue version of his favorite animal, 5 year old Jackson Montana has unknowingly doomed himself by selecting the Detroit Lions as his favorite football team. Jackson,

MLS Player Inks Outrageous Deal On 2016 Honda Odyssey
His celebrity knows no bounds. Here are a few other privileges this A-Lister has received: A 2003 Sony HD 32” Flat Screen 25% discount on his team uniform Free entry

See How These Quarantined Athletes Stick To Their Demanding Steroid Regimen
As the novel coronavirus continues to wreak havoc worldwide, we need to look to the heroes in our society, the shining role models, the people that are putting themselves at

He Means Well: Trae Young Donates Over 9,000 Basketballs To Atlanta Hospitals
In what’s being hailed as the world’s cutest, albeit most misguided, charitable donation in the fight against COVID-19, Atlanta Hawks star Trae Young has donated 9,000 basketballs to area hospitals.

Confused Right Guard Not Sure Why They Named A Deodorant After Him
Packers right guard Billy Turner said this past Wednesday that he was still trying to “get up to speed stick” as to why underarm deodorant company Right Guard® chose to
