
“It’s Masters Week” And 5 Other Phrases To Get The Whites Excited
The Masters tournament begins. Can you smell it in the air? The whites can, and they are “jazzed!” Are there other phrases like “it’s Masters week” that will get the

An Apology From Our Editors: Coach K Did Not Give The ‘I Have A Dream’ Speech
Unfortunately, we in good conscience, must come clean. You see – sometimes in the rush of the 24-hour news cycle and being first to print, mistakes get made. The editors

Celebrity Sighting! Drake Spotted Watching Girls’ Volleyball Game From Under Bleachers
Volleyball spectators at Carey High School in Buffalo, NY were given a rare treat this past Thursday, as it was discovered midway through the second game of a Junior Varsity

We Summarize All Of Our Baseball Predictions And Analysis In One Go So We Can Move On
We here at Sports Riot understand you live a very busy life. Baseball? 162 games? 9 innings? Who’s got the time? So as good journalists, we decided to trim the

Try Not To Think About This: Here Are 5 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covers That Have Brought Your Dad To Completion
The old timer may be confined to an urn now, but he sure had his fun with the Swimsuit Edition. Here are five covers that sent him “pine-tarring” the old

Supreme Court Overturns WNBA
In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court overturned the Women’s National Basketball Association on Friday, declaring the right for women to play professional basketball is no longer federally protected by

Report: Throwing Darts Easier Than Catching Darts
Our team of a dozen experts confirmed Tuesday that — after exhaustive research, lab work, and lots of blood — throwing darts is, in almost every case, easier than catching

March Madness: You’ll Hate Some White Guy From Duke And 5 Other NCAA Predictions
Well America, it’s that time again. It’s March and it’s time for Madness. But, is it really “madness?” Every March the same several things happen over and over again –

Report: United States Willing To Trade Nukes To Serbia For More Nikola Jokics
During a joint press conference with the US Department of Defense and the NBA, the United States today formally announced that they would be willing to trade nuclear warheads to
