Racehorse Disowns Son For Pursuing Dressage
Former racehorse and local hero, Blackfoot Delight, formerly disowned his son, Pancake, for rejecting the world of racing in favor of the art of competitive horse dancing known as “dressage.”
It’s Time To Defund The Dallas Cowboys
After decades of misallocated funds, countless losses, and missed playoffs, fans around the country are clamoring to defund the Dallas Cowboys. Caught going 8-8 in 2019 on live video was
NFL Raises $40 Million For Charity Awareness
Continuing its long history of explicit corporate philanthropy, the NFL announced that it has raised over $40 million for a cause it holds near and dear to its heart: Charity
Mitch Trubisky Worried Good Performance Will Give Fans Wrong Idea
Chicago Bears QB Mitch Trubisky is worried that his unusually strong performance may have given fans the wrong idea about what he’s capable of doing on a week-to-week basis. “Fans
Would You Rather: Get Dunked On Or Go Through Multi-Year Divorce?
Have you ever considered the ramifications of getting dunked on compared to going through a multi-year divorce? While multi-year divorces can go on for a lengthy amount of time, getting
Man U Battles Man City In Manliest Soccer Match Ever
Are you and your bros looking for a brotrip where you can brodown? Well, settle down Brocahontas, because on FeBroary 12, Man U is battling Man City in the manliest
Lakers Defeat Suns 24-17 In NBA Snow Game
In one of the most action-packed Winter Hardwood Classics in recent memory, the Los Angeles Lakers trounced the Phoenix Suns 24-17 in the midst of a powerful blizzard. “It’s always
NFC South Secedes From NFL
Refusing to comply with the league’s latest updated roster requirements, the NFC South seceded from the NFL today, announcing plans to form a more perfect alliance of its own called
Jets Call Dibs On Patrick Mahomes’ Unborn Child
Speaking before a gathering of reporters carefully arranged into a pentagram, New York Jets General Manager and perennial Faustian bargainer Joe Douglas made the striking proclamation on Tuesday that he
