217 Marathoners Run Over By Pace Car
The official pace car of the Scottsdale 26.2 ran over 217 marathoners yesterday, successfully performing its assigned task of speeding up the annual event by setting a minimum running velocity
You Won’t Believe Or Care About What This Athlete Just Said On Twitter
Just when you thought the world of social media couldn’t be elevated, an athlete has come forward with a tweet that has revolutionized or perhaps just added to the written
Nation Still Not Recovered From Almost Having To Watch A Bills Super Bowl
A few days have passed and the American people are reportedly still not fully recovered from the prospect of having to watch the Buffalo Bills in the Super Bowl. Despite
Hear Us Out: Super Bowl Commercials But Without Ads
Picture this: It’s Sunday, you’ve got your favorite Bryan Buckley jersey on, and as you settle into the couch, a delightful, mythical creature appears on your television screen. “Honey,” you
Half Of State Farm Marketing Team Fired After Aaron Rodgers Fails To Make It To Super Bowl
State Farm’s marketing agency confirmed that 50% of its employees were laid off following The Packers’ loss in the NFC championship. “We were pretty much all in on Aaron, which
Bill Belichick Returns To The Lab Inquiring If The Ghosts Are “Field Ready”
Despite February 8th being the official first day of the offseason, when most coaches return to their families and enjoy some much needed rest; New England head coach Bill Belichick,
Bill Belichick Posts Revenge Bod Bikini Pic One Minute Into Super Bowl LV
Bill Belichick, who was devastated just eight months ago when he was dumped by his former quarterback Tom Brady, has clearly gone all in on Paleo and Pilates. The new
Hear Us Out: Tom Brady But Without Boston Fans
We fully admit it—we’re total Brady fans. From his Supermodel-wife-winning smile to a chin cleft you could drive an airboat through, Towering Tom of Tampa Bay is “Super” in more
State Of Florida Mandates Fan Must Test Positive For COVID Before Attending Super Bowl
Today, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced a series of executive orders designed to imprint the character and spirit of the state of Florida onto Sunday’s Super Bowl. Among a myriad
