Drop Fucking Everything: North Dakota-North Dakota State Rivalry Heating Up
Drop fucking everything: The Fighting Hawks are playing the Bison right fucking now and this shit is intense as fuck! The heated UND-NDSU rivalry is in full swing, and all 17 rabid fans in
Patrick Mahomes Buys Chiefs
Shortly after signing a $500 million, 10-year extension with the Kansas City Chiefs, Chiefs superstar Patrick Mahomes decided to use the money to purchase a majority stake in his own
Temp Agency Places Another Interim Coach
Renowned temp agency Pigskin Professionals has placed yet another interim coach for the Jacksonville Jaguars, their largest client, with all of their head coaches being temp placements dating back to
Due To Social Distancing, Hockey Fights Forced To Be Sticks Only
In an effort to ensure the safety of the players, the NHL has announced new social distancing rules that include all fights being regulated to sticks only. “Fighting has always
Savvy Baserunner Executes Rare Hidden Bat Trick
Illustrating just how much of a student of the game he is, Chicago Cubs third baseman Kris Bryant executed a rare hidden bat trick against the Cincinnati Reds today, leading
Report: Major League Soccer Is Back Or Has Disbanded Or Something
According to sources at the local pub, Major League Soccer is back or has disbanded or something. Based on chatter around the bar, it sounds like the MLS has either
Little League Player Day-To-Day With Broken Family
The A.J. Plumbing Co. Hornets little league baseball team today announced that outfielder Tyler Jeffries has sustained an injury to his family system and is day-to-day with a broken family.
Doctors Unsure If Football Should Return In 2020 Or Ever
Following a recent report out of the National Institute of Health, doctors now say they’re unsure whether football should return this season or ever again. “We’ve come to the conclusion
To Comply With CDC Guidelines, NFL Mandates All Linemen Must Be Six Feet Wide
In a press statement released on Wednesday, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell laid out how the NFL will proceed in adhering to CDC safety guidelines during the 2020 season, noting that
