X-Games Disqualifies Athlete After Testing Negative For Marijuana
In a shocking blow to the extreme sports world, Stephen Peltier has officially been disqualified from the X-Games for failing to test positive for marijuana. In light of his dope
Cal Ripken Jr. Continues Streak Of 6,574 Days Of No Games Played
This Monday, Cal Ripken Jr. extended his streak of consecutive days without playing a game to 6,574, further solidifying his status as a living legend. Ripken Jr.’s journey began one
Outfielders Wonder Why Infielders Always Having Meetings Without Them
The Outfielders have come together to launch an investigation into what the Infielders are always having meetings about, and furthermore, why they aren’t invited to those meetings. “Aren’t we all
Backup Quarterback Ready For Chance To Show Fans Just How Average He Can Be
After seeing limited snaps in his first four seasons, recently signed backup quarterback Bert McGrath told reporters gathered outside of his team’s facilities Thursday that he’s ready for an opportunity
Brian Urlacher Stole My Hair!
A Heralding First Hand Account By Former Bears Fan Carl Kawolski Until now, I’ve never told anyone what happened to me. How could I? But, I’ll never forget the day that
It’s Time We Gave The Shortstop A Base Their Own
Look out at the field of your standard baseball game, and you’ll see the first, second, and third basemen looking as content as can be with their very own bases.
NBA Retires Carmelo Anthony
Citing the 10-time All-Star’s declining skill set and reluctance to take on a smaller role with a team, NBA Commissioner Adam Silver announced Monday that the league has determined to
New Olympic Sport: Agreeing With The Boss’ Latest Untenable Growth Hacking Idea
The International Olympic Committee has added Boss Agreement to next summer’s Olympic Games, giving top athletes the chance to showcase their transferable skills in agreeing with the boss’ latest untenable
Aaron Rodgers Retires To Spend More Time Alone With Money
After 14 NFL seasons consisting of a Super Bowl victory and an MVP award, seven-time Pro-Bowl QB Aaron Rodgers announced his retirement at a press conference today, citing his desire
