Referee Gives Wife Two-Minute Warning During Intercourse
After blowing his whistle and throwing a flag for false foreplay, NFL referee Joe Hodges glanced at the clock positioned on his nightstand and notified his wife that exactly two
Top 5 Top-5-Sports Lists Of All Time
Over the course of the long, rich history of sports, the world has been blessed with countless innovative, envelope-pushing top 5 lists, but which lists stand above the rest? Sports
NBA Suspends Season to Prevent Fan Exposure to New York Knicks
Addressing reporters on a rapidly escalating and unprecedented situation, NBA commissioner Adam Silver announced today that the NBA will immediately suspend play to prevent further fan exposure to the New
ESPN Talking About Sports Even Less Than Usual
ESPN, the self proclaimed worldwide leader in sports, is now discussing sports even less than usual. In an unprecedented drop, our advanced statistics department has found ESPN is now discussing
Tragic: This Quarterback Connected With His Receiver For 12 Yards, But Failed To Connect With Him Emotionally
Washington State wide receiver Nate Kumerow Jr.’s celebration was short-lived last week after connecting with quarterback Anthony Gordon on a 12-yard post route but once again failing to connect with
What Angels in the Outfield Got Wrong About the Influence Of Paranormal Activity On Major League Baseball
The film Angels in the outfield deserves credit for having the courage to take on the controversial topic of ghosts in baseball. That said, it comes up short in several
What If We Made Baseballs Bigger And Softer? You Know, Like For Girls.
So all of us men have been talking, and we think excluding women from America’s Pastime is sexist, and we’d like to fix that. Here’s our solution: we make baseballs
Report: That Player Just Sustained A Lifelong Injury. Let’s Take Another Look
Breaking news! It looks like the home team’s top left tackle, Donovan Johnson sustained what appears to be a pretty severe, if not lifelong, injury. Let’s take a closer look.
Long Distance Runner Technically Also Short Distance Runner
After conducting a statistical analysis of last year’s marathon, MIT researchers have determined that long-distance runner Maryanne Grace is also, technically, a short distance runner. The mathematical proof shows unequivocally
