Hulk Hogan’s New Sex Advice Column Asks You To Bust Open Those Pussy Problems For The Hulkster, Brother!!
The Hulkster is coming to you live from Cedar Rapids, IA, and he’s heard millions of Hulkamaniacs around the world are having love problems BROTHER. Is Lovemania running wild on
Hospital Visit From Team Punter Alerts Kid To Fact He’s Probably Gonna Survive
The appearance of Dolphins’ punter Alex Loman on Wednesday confirmed to the family of 6-year-old crash-victim Colin Hannegan that Colin would not only survive the accident but likely, one day,
Disney Apologizes For Muppet Version Of ‘Remember The Titans’
Following a controversy-laden release on Disney+, the media giant has come forward today to apologize for their ill-advised Muppet remake of ‘Remember the Titans’. “‘Remember the Titans’ is a powerful
Hear Us Out: The Kiss Cam But For Faculty Meetings
School is back in swing! But, with supervisors speaking in monotone voices to announcements that could have just been sent through email, staff meetings suck. If you’re a manager what
This Day In Sports History: Virginia McCaskey Acquires Bears In Louisiana Purchase
The Chicago Bears are a team with a history as deep and rich as the lasagna those locals try to pass off as “pizza.” But as one recently unearthed historical
Dallas Cowboys Scramble To Fill Out Roster After Entire Team Dies In Saloon Shootout
The big boss men up Dallas way have found theirselves in a predicament t’fill a roster after all their Cowboys done perished in a saloon shootout come last Saturday. Folk
Is Dak Prescott The Kirk Cousins Of Jimmy Garoppolos?
With other quarterbacks, it’s clear where they stand in the League. Lamar Jackson? Any analyst worth their salt will tell you he’s the Michael Vick of Steve Youngs. Aaron Rodgers?
This Day In Sports History: Woke Infiltrates Baseball
The Woke Mind Virus. We laughed when brain-dead celebrities first introduced it. We wept when our government’s biased insistence on a “liberal” arts education spread it to our innocent children.
White Threesome Of 30-Somethings Went Out And Had Really White Time Today
As confirmed by Instagram, a threesome of white 30-somethings hit the golf course, and the close white friends went out and had a really white time. “Part-tee day with the