Opinion: Sexual Predators Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Play Football If They Suck By: Ben Roethlisberger
I, Big Ben Roethlisberger, am disgusted. With 24 allegations of sexual misconduct and a fresh accusation this month, DeShaun Watson remains a starting quarterback for the Cleveland Browns, despite the
Cleveland Browns Sign Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs
BREAKING: Sports Riot has learned and is reporting the Cleveland Browns have signed Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs to a four-year $100 million contract. “The Browns have a strong culture of sexual
Hurry Up! The White Sox Are Giving Free Copper Piping To The First 200 Fans At Today’s Game
Step right up! Step right up! Come have some southside copper piping! Feel like a loser? So do we! In fact, over a hundred times over, so here’s some copper
Tua On Recovery Timeline: ‘My Name Is Samantha. I Am Twelve Years Old.’
Speaking to reporters for the first time since his concussion, Tua Tagovailoa, Miami Dolphins star quarterback, answered questions, and spoke about timeline and his eventual return. Tua approached the podium
This Day In Sports History: Billie Jean King Defeats Sexism For A Couple Of Hours
Remember sexism? Of course you do: It’s the prevailing law of the day! But what if we told you that on September 20, 1973, for a period of almost two
Pardon Our Delay: George Steinbrenner – Rest In Peace – (1930-2010)
For fourteen years, we have neglected to acknowledge the passing of New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner. In doing so, we have misled our readers about Mr. Steinbrenner. Sports Riot
An Apology From Our Editors: Kirk Cousins Is Not A Member Of OutKast
Sports Riot has been oft-criticized for its bold segments on the intersection between music and sports: case in point, our three-part series on why Pete Rose should sing for System
Panthers Replace Bryce Young With Ginger-Piece-Of-Shit
The Carolina Panthers have seen enough from former #1 overall pick Bryce Young and are looking to level-up the position. “It’s high time we upgrade behind Center,” said Panthers head
Lincoln Financial Field Announces New Mega Sandwich To Stick In Your Fat Fucking Maw
EAGLES FANS REJOICE! For the Bird’s home opener tonight Lincoln Financial Field has announced a new “Philly Special” Sandwich that’s so big and so mega its creation is specifically for
