‘Hard Knocks’ Finale Will Show Bears Fans Were In Purgatory All Along
WARNING: The following content contains SPOILERS. HBO leaked information Monday about its Season 21 finale of Hard Knocks: Chicago Bears. Lead director Shannon Furman told sources that the final minutes
ESPN To Add “Would Fuck” Feature To Fantasy Football App
Due to extreme demand from fantasy players, owners, and developers, ESPN reportedly will add a “would f*ck” feature to their fantasy football app. “Fans know the stats. But what about
Razorbacks, Longhorns, And 5 Other Teams Named After Animals Their Fans Love To Fuck
College Football has many unanswered questions. Now, we know what you’re thinking. How DID these teams get THESE mascots? Our research shows, those fan bases f*ck those animals. Over and
An Apology From Our Editors: Lou Gehrig Did Not Get ALS From Eating Too Many Baseballs
In the rush to print, publications must balance due diligence with experience. Regrettably, we at Sports Riot failed to do so on June 3, 1941. The editors at Sports Riot
Mookie Betts And Three Other MLB Player Names That Make Me Feel A Little Racist When I Say Them Out Loud
Jimmy LaRue here! And, I’ve got to get somethin’ off my chest. Gone are the days I could list a bunch of ballplayers without having to worry about offending certain
“Cole Hocker” And 3 Other Olympian Names That Made Us Just A Little Horny
This “Cole Hocker” has us a little worked up. That name – damn. Who else’s olympic flag is at full mast? It’s not just Hocker, though. There’s a few other
We Pay Tribute To The 5 Greatest Athletes Out Of North Korea
It is our privilege to be selected by HUMANE AND GRACIOUS LEADER to compile the finest list of our homeland’s greatest athletes. Here are North Korea’s (and the universe’s) best
Olympics Shown On White Sox Score Board To Entertain Fans
Good news!! To increase attendance, Guaranteed Rate field is now showing the Olympics on the scoreboard at White Sox games! White Sox home games are being marketed as Olympics watch
All You Uncultured Sluts Watched The New Deadpool Movie Over The Olympics. We Did Too, Here’s Our Review.
If you’re reading this, we know who you are. More importantly “what” you are. The assignment was simple. Watch the Olympics. Have a smear of class. But you couldn’t. All
