NASCAR Testing New “Cards Against Humanity” Game
Last Friday, racing insiders leaked that NASCAR President Steve Phelps and the Board of Directors are reportedly testing a new game: Cars Against Humanity. While little is known about when
MLB Considering Another Steroid Era
A memo circulating among the MLB and MLBPA this week shows baseball is considering the addition of another steroid era beginning as soon as next season. “The league is essentially
Roller Hockey Team Loses Fifth Consecutive Game To Oncoming Traffic
The Lake Lions continue to slump. The local street hockey team suffered their fifth straight loss to Oncoming Traffic today in front of three passersby at Two Lane Road Arena.
Outraged NFL Head Coach Demands Some Other Team Sign Colin Kaepernick
The hype surrounding rookie quarterbacks Trevor Lawrence and Zach Wilson has some critics complaining that there’s already a perfectly serviceable free agent in Colin Kaepernick waiting to be signed. One
Andy Reid Franchise Tags Wendy’s
Kansas City chiefs head coach Andy Reid confirmed Monday that he has applied the franchise tag to Wendy’s in response to the restaurant chain’s consistently strong quarterly numbers. Reid, known
Durant Graciously Credits Teammates For Nets’ Big Loss
After a disappointing loss to the Milwaukee Bucks, humble Brooklyn Nets superstar Kevin Durant graciously credited all of his teammates for the 113-101 defeat. Durant took it upon himself to
Wife Complains That Husband Spends Hours Wandering Around Target Field
Emily Moeller, a 35 year old Construction Worker, while out with some of her friends, couldn’t stop talking about her husband, Bryan. One of our sources, in Emily’s inner circle,
Saudi Women’s Basketball League Forbids Players From Driving To The Basket
The Saudi Arabian Women’s Basketball League has taken a revolutionary step by forbidding all of its players from driving to the basket. Many great basketball minds across the world have
Kyrie Irving Salivating At Chance To Fuck Up Perfect Situation
Seldom do the stars align in professional sports for players to have the perfect opportunity to accomplish their goals. With the addition of James Harden to the Brooklyn Nets to
