
Helicopter Training Video Doesn’t Even Mention Kobe’s Stats
Letter after letter continued to funnel in expressing OUTRAGE to Boston Helicopters located in North Andover, MA. Lance Mulligan, Boston Helicopters facility owner, operator, pilot,

The Top 5 Exercises To Turn That Dad Bod Into An Infertile Wasteland
Yes, the pandemic death rates might be thinning, but that beer belly of yours sure isn’t! We say it’s time you ditch the soft, pudgy Dad Bod and

Huge Balls: This Infielders WalkUp Song Is I Don’t Want To Wait by Paula Cole
When it’s time to choose a walk-up song, most ballplayers stick with hip-hop or hard rock. But one Texas Rangers first baseman has chosen a

Daniel Snyder Opens Up Franchise Of Scandal Escape Rooms
On top of owning an NFL franchise, the tirelessly creative Snyder has once again profited from his expert-level skill of escaping scandals by opening a

Fuck, Marry, Kill: We Break Down This Year’s NCAA Bracket
The time has come. The Final Four from this year’s NCAA Bracket are to clash, and everything is riding on tonight. Sports Riot has been

Eco Win! Qatar Debuts Soccer Stadiums Built Entirely From Recycled Bodies
In one of the boldest moves yet to counteract climate disaster, the president of Qatar’s Government Development Bureau, Rizwan bin Nasir Al-Fayyad, announced on Thursday

The Top 5 Exercises To Turn That Dad Bod Into An Infertile Wasteland
Yes, the pandemic death rates might be thinning, but that beer belly of yours sure isn’t! We say it’s time you ditch the soft, pudgy Dad Bod and

Daniel Snyder Opens Up Franchise Of Scandal Escape Rooms
On top of owning an NFL franchise, the tirelessly creative Snyder has once again profited from his expert-level skill of escaping scandals by opening a

From Gymnastics To Golf: We Rank The Best Sports You Can’t Afford To Play
If you’re poor gutter trash like us at Sports Riot and don’t make seven figures a month, here’s the top five sports your trailer-park piece-of-garbage-ass