Tragic: This Quarterback Connected With His Receiver For 12 Yards, But Failed To Connect With Him Emotionally
Washington State wide receiver Nate Kumerow Jr.’s celebration was short-lived last week after connecting with quarterback Anthony Gordon on a 12-yard post route but once again failing to connect with
What Angels in the Outfield Got Wrong About the Influence Of Paranormal Activity On Major League Baseball
The film Angels in the outfield deserves credit for having the courage to take on the controversial topic of ghosts in baseball. That said, it comes up short in several
What If We Made Baseballs Bigger And Softer? You Know, Like For Girls.
So all of us men have been talking, and we think excluding women from America’s Pastime is sexist, and we’d like to fix that. Here’s our solution: we make baseballs
Report: That Player Just Sustained A Lifelong Injury. Let’s Take Another Look
Breaking news! It looks like the home team’s top left tackle, Donovan Johnson sustained what appears to be a pretty severe, if not lifelong, injury. Let’s take a closer look.
Long Distance Runner Technically Also Short Distance Runner
After conducting a statistical analysis of last year’s marathon, MIT researchers have determined that long-distance runner Maryanne Grace is also, technically, a short distance runner. The mathematical proof shows unequivocally
Portland Trail Blazers Discover New NBA Team While Exploring Mountains Of Oregon
Predicting their findings could fundamentally change the way humans understand basketball, the Portland Trail Blazers announced that they have discovered a formerly unknown NBA team inhabiting a remote section of
Hurdler Not Feeling Very Hurdly Lately
Lakeview High School hurdler Sheila Thompson, known for being one of the most hurdly people in school, admitted today that she, unfortunately, isn’t feeling very hurdly at all. Thompson said
Frank Thomas Opens Plus-Sized Store Called “The Big Shirt”
This Saturday, Former White Sox slugger Frank Thomas celebrated the grand opening of his new men’s apparel store, The Big Shirt, the first ever clothing store for men too big
