Wow! NFL Star Only 3 Yards Away From Breaking Another Restraining Order
Having already smashed the NFL’s record for Class A misdemeanors, wide receiver Cooper Chase stands only three yards away from breaking an incredible eleventh restraining order in a single season.
Classic! Team Mascot Pratfalls Into Coma
Baseball fans were treated to an action-packed performance today after the Triple-A Pomona Speedster’s mascot, Turbo, performed a series of daring stunts that sent him soaring into the hearts of
We Investigate: Have The Detroit Tigers Recovered From The 2008 Recession?
Even though it’s rebuilding, Detroit has never been the same since the economy collapsed in October of 2008, nearly destroying the industry upon which the city itself was built. Though
Here’s Which NBA Team You Should Bet On Winning The Stanley Cup, According To Bing’s Analytics
Here are this week’s hot tips. Shohei Otani is a slam-dunk to win Friday’s L.A. Galaxy. His completion is up 7 percent since joining the Jazz. NHL rookies, meanwhile, with
John Elway’s Dentist Retires At Age 31
After graduating from dental school and putting in five years of constant, round-the-clock work on her only patient, Dr. Maria Otsuka, John Elway’s personal dentist, has announced she will be
Quiz: Which Disappointing NFL Franchise Best Describes Your Sex Life?
Going into the NFL Draft is your sex life more “fourth-and-long” than “Red Zone”? This quiz might not snap your championship draught, but it will shed some light on which
Here Is Sports Riot’s Field Guide to Fingering an Umpire
Look, we’ve all been there: You get the chance to finger an umpire in the wild but your field guide hasn’t been updated since Pete Rose played for the Reds.
Report: Antonio Brown Beginning To Show Signs Of Early-Onset Being Antonio Brown
According to a report from ESPN NFL insider Adam Schefter, those closest to free agent wide receiver Antonio Brown have privately expressed concern that Brown is displaying signs he may
Fuck, Marry, Kill: We Break Down This Year’s NCAA Bracket
The time has come. The Final Four from this year’s NCAA Bracket are to clash, and everything is riding on tonight. Sports Riot has been overwhelmed with the outpouring of
