ISIS Buys PGA
In an unexpected move, the Professional Golfers Association made an announcement on Friday that “phase two” of merging with the Saudi-backed LIV Golf League, the organization had accepted a buyout
“I Should Kayak” And 5 Other Thoughts At Dick’s Sporting Goods That Cause Insurmountable Debt
Ever wander through a Dick’s and picture for yourself a brand-new life, one that has you paddling down some death-defying rapids? Truth is, you can have the rapids or the
Hide The Children: One Of The Flyers Players Got Blood On The Ice And The Taste Of It Has Activated Gritty
Chaos erupted today when Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty consumed a pool of blood on the ice, activating a never-before-seen primal rage that sent him on a 92-minute rampage that left
Aaron Rodgers Discovers Theoretical Fifth Down
Aaron Rodgers has done it again. The 38-year-old quarterback — who has won four League MVPs, hosted “Jeopardy!”, and was named the “NFL’s Deepest Thinker” by his Instagram bio —
Who Saw That Coming? Gritty Absolutely Cleaning House On Christian Mingle
Hockey Mascot. Orange Prankster. Monster of God? In a move that many didn’t see coming, the Philadelphia Flyers beloved mascot Gritty is absolutely cleaning house on the Christian Mingle dating
Report: Designated Hitter Secretly Hoping Foul Ball Would Hit That Ugly Kid
Sources close to A’s DH Billy Doyle reported Monday that the slugger was secretly hoping a ball he’d skyed to right field in the sixth would connect with the super
Fans Rejoice! Bodybuilding Competition Finally Adds ‘Most Shrunken Scrotum’ Category
The International Fitness and Bodybuilding Federation announced today that they will be adding a “Most Shrunken Scrotum” category to competition, following years of outcry for its inclusion. The move comes
If This Were The Golden Era Of NHL Hockey, Would You Know?
What if I told you that absolutely insane, once-in-a-century things are happening in hockey right now? That’s right: What MJ and the Bulls did to the NBA in the ‘90s,
Halftime At NBA Game Perfect Time For Shorter, Worse Basketball Game
As a lifelong Bucks fan, I’ve witnessed amazing things — from Kareem’s skyhook in double overtime of the finals in ’74 to Giannis securing us our first championship in 50
