Professional Darts Player Scores World’s First Tranquilizer Endorsement
After a breakout rookie season, professional darts phenom Frank McCullough has reportedly signed the world’s first ever tranquilizer endorsement. The seven-year, $97 million endorsement deal with Bayer, in addition to his tournament winnings,
Dr. Andrews Performs Tommy John Surgery In 40 Seconds At Surgeon Combine
The annual AMA Surgeon Combine wrapped up this week with a spectacular performance by Dr. James Andrews, who wowed scouts by performing Tommy John surgery in 40 seconds flat. The
Morant Vs. Rule: We Rank The Top Jas
Who is the top Ja? While Ja Morant can sky through the air, Ja Rule can tell his rhymes with no hair Many foes tried to stop Morant on his
NBA Admits They Just Kind Of Guess For Defensive Player Of The Year
The highest honors for the world’s top basketball players, the NBA Awards, are determined by a panel of sportswriters and broadcasters, but when it comes to determining Defensive Player of
GNC Announces Shift To Steroid-Only Business Model
While professional athletes continue to prove that anabolic steroids are the only way to excel in sports, consumer demand for the drug has finally outpaced that of all other nutritional
Coronavirus Forces Bullfighters To Murder Bulls Without Audience
In a tragic turn of events, social distancing measures have forced Spanish officials to ban audiences from bullfights, devastating the millions of bloodthirsty fans who enjoy watching animals be taunted
Suddenly Charitable NFL Player Must Have Done Something Horrible
Following a particularly philanthropic day, fans of star Broncos wide receiver Marcel Voight have become suspicious that the suddenly charitable NFL player must have done something horrible. Voight, who has
Look Inside This Athlete’s Beautiful Mansion Before It Goes Into Foreclosure
Hey! You, over there! You wanna see something cool? Do you remember that player on the Celtics? He played 13 seasons in the NBA and this is all his mansion.
Lifelong St. Louis Rams Fan Just Wants To Witness One 10.0-Rated Los Angeles Earthquake Before He Dies
There’s only one item on lifelong St. Louis Rams fan David Harbrook’s bucket list: to see a 10.0-rated earthquake lay waste to the city of Los Angeles. Writing on his