Justin Verlander And Kate Upton Have Second Child Delivery Clocked At 98 MPH
Justin Verlander and Kate Upton welcomed their second child earlier this month, with the delivery reportedly clocking in at 98 MPH, the fastest recorded in the StatBirthCast era. Verlander, labored
Spooked Trevor Lawrence Tells Travis Hunter There’s Still Time To Get Out
Shortly after being drafted second overall by the Jacksonville Jaguars, Heisman trophy winner Travis Hunter was greeted by a startling sight: a terrified and haggard Trevor Lawrence, warning Hunter to
Phew: Justin Tucker Receives Presidential Pardon
There’s a happy ending after all for shiatsu superfan/embattled NFL star Justin Tucker. The world’s greatest foot has been given a hand via a Presidential pardon. “When my assistant told
Pitcher Beginning To Wonder If This Mound Visit Could Have Been An Email
Washington Nationals starter Brian Bluugo was cruising through the fourth last night. Suddenly, he noticed pitching coach Jim Hickey jog out of the dugout with Brent Miller from Brand Marketing.
On Death’s Doorstep: This Running Back Is 29
Family and friends have gathered at Texans training camp to remember Pro Bowl running back Nick Chubb as he enters his seventh season in the league at the age of
Report: Soldier Field Built On Ancient QB Burial Ground
It’s a question older than time itself: Why do Bears quarterbacks always suck? Researchers from the University of Chicago think they’ve finally found an answer. Soldier Field, in fact, was
Immigrant Stealing American Jobs Sent To El Salvador
ICE agents stormed Dodgers Stadium Monday to round up what they anticipated would be upwards of 300 illegal immigrants. They left with just one man: Dodgers’ DH, pitcher, and sometimes-outfielder
Red Sox Front Office Immediately Responds To Team’s Winning Record By Trading Best Player
BREAKING: The Boston Red Sox coming off the heels of a series sweep of arguably the best team in baseball and their bitter rival, the Yankees, have traded their best
Stephen A. Smith Currently Developing First-Ever Hockey Bad Take
Deep inside ESPN labs, legend Stephen A Smith is concocting a take that he says will “stop the world cold.” Sources close to the situation are confirming that Stephen A,
