Olympic Diver Sure Can Fold Good
Have you ever seen Olympic divers dive into pools? You’ll notice that they sure can fold their bodies good. This is especially true of current day Olympians like David Boudia
Wow?: Uzbek Pitcher Can Throw 20,000 Hectares Per Soat
In what baseball scouts are calling a possibly incredible feat, 17-year-old Uzbek pitching prodigy and gold miner Makhsudbek Yusupov has blown his entire kichik shahar away by clocking in a
Dallas Cowboys Scramble To Fill Roster After Team Dies In Saloon Shootout
The big boss men up Dallas way have found theirselves in a predicament t’fill a roster after all their Cowboys done perished in a saloon shootout come last Saturday. Folk
Man At Football Game Secretly Listening To Wedding
Despite being dragged to yet another Buffalo Bills game by his wife, Jake Parker, avid nuptials fan and native Buffaloian, was prepared to secretly be listening to his cousin’s wedding.
Everyone Shut The Fuck Up: A White Man Needs To Hit A Tiny Ball In A Big Green Park
Dear Guests, Everyone who thinks it’s okay to be running their mouths right now needs to realize what’s happening and shut the fuck up. If you haven’t noticed, a white
Heartbreaking: Lacrosse Teammates Barely Call Each Other “Bro” Anymore
What’s in a name? Is that which we call a bro by any other name still super sweet? That is what the world, more specifically the Lacrosse world, is wondering
Professional Caddie Great At Having Shoulders
The golfing world rejoiced this past Thursday as professional caddie John Clarkson was awarded the holiest of all recognition from his ball-striking superiors. The “Shoulders Plaque” couldn’t have been given
Desperate Fan Cheers On Haircuts At SportClips
After several agonizing months of crowd bans at sports arenas and stadiums across the country, one local fan desperate to attend live events has resorted to cheering on haircuts at
NCAA Scrambling To Find Backup Billion-Dollar Business With Free Workforce
After a tumultuous offseason and “season,” the NCAA is reportedly looking for an alternative revenue source where they can make tons of money without doing any of the work. “People
