OE: Let’s Have Less Politics In Sports And More Sports In Religion
I am sick of sports leagues issuing statements on whatever current political issue is making the news. How do leagues, who are in bed with big business, have the audacity
Man Still Considers Self Athletic Despite Not Believing In Organized Sports
In American, there has been a rapid fall of young men not committing themselves to the field of athletics. For example, 24 year old Julius Grey, despite his peak physical
Recently Fired Cop Gets Choked Out In First Three Seconds Of New MMA Career
After being fired for police brutality, disgraced cop Keith Leinhardt has transitioned into a new career as an MMA fighter and was promptly choked out immediately in his first match.
Man With JetPack Shatters Pole Vault World Record By 2,080 Feet
During a dramatic track-and-field World Championship last weekend, Russian star Boris “the Falcon” Sokolov shattered the pole vault world record by a stunning 2,080 feet. Sokolov soared well over the
What Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Got Wrong About Kidnapping Dan Marino
How many could we list? A lowly local pet detective would have access to Dan Marino like that? These kidnappers were found by a guy with that hair? The kidnappers’
Top Three Things “The Last Dance” Got Wrong About Michael Jordan’s Steakhouse
While providing riveting behind-the-scenes footage from the Bulls’ ’97-’98 season, “The Last Dance” showed clear bias toward the inner workings of Michael Jordan’s Steakhouse. Here are the top three things
Sport Illustrated KIDS: Swimsuit Edition Pulled From Shelves
After one of the most catastrophic PR miscalculations in recent history, Sports Illustrated KIDS has decided to pull their child-themed Swimsuit edition in response to public outrage.⠀ The issue’s content,
TCU Rules Man-To-Man Defense An Affront To God
In a surprise ruling, this Tuesday TCU athletic director Jeremiah Donati has decreed that all forms of man-to-man defense are an abomination in the eyes of God. “When God revealed
Fuck It: Lions Punt on First Down
After winning the opening coin toss and electing to receive the ball the Lions immediately went into punt formation and returned the ball to the opposition, a play they repeated
