Pope’s Punk-Ass Been Awfully Quiet Since Divisional Round
Even though football is a religion for many Chicagoans, the Catholic community was still flabbergasted when Pope Leo XIV donned a Rome Odunze jersey and cheese grater foam hat in
Tua Brings Blue Tent Camping Just In Case
Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa stated in an interview Thursday that he intends to use the offseason to “find himself” in the wildernesses of Florida, and that he intends to pack
Peyton and Eli Pretty Awkward Around Each Other with No Monday Night Football to Talk About
It’s Monday. Despite ESPN’s “The Manningcast” becoming a smash hit due to Peyton and Eli Manning’s insightful football analysis and discussions. With the NFL season behind us, sources say the
Entire World Way Too Scared to Tell Maxx Crosby He’s Spelling His Name Wrong
Maxx Crosby is quickly carving a legacy for himself as one of the most feared players in the history of the NFL. His aggressive tendencies plus looking like an ex-con
Report: Most Americans Under 30 Don’t Believe the 1980 Miracle on Ice Happened Without Any Gay Sex
Olympic historians are now facing a “cock-ophany” of naysayers. A recent study has revealed the majority of Gen Z believes the Cold War hockey phenomenon “Miracle on Ice” could not
Pathetic: No One On Women’s Olympic Hockey Team Can Dunk
Team USA officials confirmed Monday that not a single player on the U.S. women’s Olympic hockey roster can dunk a basketball, a revelation some analysts immediately described as “a devastating
Trump Bans Biathletes
With the stroke of his pen, President Trump has changed the identity of the Olympics forever. Flanked by members of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes, Trump signed an executive order
Zac Taylor Wondering If Someone Forgot To Tell Him He’s Fired
As coaches in the AFC North fell, one man was left standing: Zac Taylor. He doesn’t have the rings or reputation of former rivals John Harbaugh and Mike Tomlin. He
Jets Resting Entire Roster During Super Bowl
Super Bowl LX will feature two teams that did whatever it took to make the big dance. So obviously, neither of those teams are the New York Jets. But according
