If You’re Not Wearing An Ascot, Are You Even At Wimbledon?
An open letter written by a concerned Sports Rioter We at Sports Riot prefer to pay no heed to trifling matters concerning fashion, but things have come forward about future
Amazing: This Athlete Just Broke An Oddly Specific And Completely Unheard Of Record
Another incredible day for the game of Tennis. Up and coming star Domantas Sabes cemented his name in the annals of a particular subsection of history by shattering a morbidly
Drunk Cubs Fan Declares Wrigley Field Troughs Last Bastion Of Manliness
Speaking from row 14, section 227 on Friday, lifelong Chicago Cubs fan and self-proclaimed Bud Lite connoisseur Doug Wysocki issued a declaration to his fellow Wrigley Field attendees that the
Next Year’s NCAA Basketball Schedule Has Duke Playing UNC Every Week
Following a disastrous season in which ratings and revenues hit historic lows, the NCAA has announced plans to recoup its losses by updating next year’s college basketball to include a
Maintenance Guy Finally Has Time To Fix Stadium’s Applause-O-Meter
A maintenance worker in Geneva, Illinois finally had a chance to fix the clearly broken applause-o-meter at the Kane County Cougar baseball stadium after it had been stuck on a
NFL RedZone Success Inspires NASCAR CrashZone
If there’s one thing NASCAR fans can’t get enough of, it’s the heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, metal-bending, high-speed collisions that make the sport so special. That’s why this Monday NASCAR officials unveiled
Sports Gambler Ruins Space Time Continuum Betting On Self To Bet
In a move that physicists and bookies alike are calling “dangerous” and “irresponsible,” lifelong gambler Mackenzie Kesselman destroyed the space time continuum when betting on himself to bet. “I just
Tragedy Strikes Rudy Gobert Again As He Realizes ICU Nurse Gave Him Fake Number
At a press conference this afternoon, Jazz center Rudy Gobert announced tragedy has struck him yet again: an ICU nurse has given him a fake phone number. “I thought that
Cleveland Found To Finally Be Thriving Without Sports
As the COVID-19 pandemic continues to cripple America’s economy there is little left to get excited about. Sports are certainly not one of the “exciting” topics as they’ve been cancelled
