Formula 1 Driver Experimenting With Secret Second Formula
Breaking with years of tradition, Formula 1 driver Vladimir Drozdov has reportedly abandoned the auto racing league’s signature formula and is experimenting with a secret new formula he believes will
Good Seats Wasted on Bad Son
A father of three adult sons announced today that the luxury box seats that had been gifted to him last minute by a former colleague had been completely wasted on
Pete Rose Wins The Over On How Long He’d Be Kept Out Of The Hall Of Fame
Former baseball player and current gambler, Pete Rose, added another big win to his legacy by successfully betting the over on how many years would go by without him being
Overfishing Forces Anglers To Start Targeting Scuba Divers
Since the United States Game and Fish Warden Committee announced that all lake, pond, stream, and deep-sea areas are overfished, anglers have now started targeting scuba divers. Jack Larson, a
Michael Jordan Loses Charlotte Hornets At Craps Table
In the latest of a string of ill-advised bets made by the Hall of Fame shooting guard, this Wednesday Michael Jordan reportedly gambled away his ownership stake in the Charlotte
Who Are The Big Three Top Ten GOAT Teams Of All-Star Time
The conversation of who is the greatest of all-star time begins and ends with Michael Jordan, but also continues with LeBron James, although Kobe Bryant has something to say about
Rebel On Ice: Meet The Bad Boy Of Curling Who Insists On Using A Rake
“From the top to the bottom, this whole sport is a flipping fraud,” said Zach Chandler, the rake-wielding bad boy who is redefining curling as we know it. Shattering his
Study: ED Medication Not Actually Capable Of Helping You Throw A Football Through A Tire Swing
An alarming new Duke University study has found that erectile dysfunction medications do not help its users throw a football through a tire swing, despite what television commercials for these
Gatorade Announces Return To Original Recipe
Declaring it the greatest advancement in hydration since the invention of bottles, Gatorade held a press conference this Thursday to announce they will be returning to a 100% pure gator
