NFL RedZone Success Inspires NASCAR CrashZone
If there’s one thing NASCAR fans can’t get enough of, it’s the heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, metal-bending, high-speed collisions that make the sport so special. That’s why this Monday NASCAR officials unveiled
Sports Gambler Ruins Space Time Continuum Betting On Self To Bet
In a move that physicists and bookies alike are calling “dangerous” and “irresponsible,” lifelong gambler Mackenzie Kesselman destroyed the space time continuum when betting on himself to bet. “I just
Tragedy Strikes Rudy Gobert Again As He Realizes ICU Nurse Gave Him Fake Number
At a press conference this afternoon, Jazz center Rudy Gobert announced tragedy has struck him yet again: an ICU nurse has given him a fake phone number. “I thought that
Cleveland Found To Finally Be Thriving Without Sports
As the COVID-19 pandemic continues to cripple America’s economy there is little left to get excited about. Sports are certainly not one of the “exciting” topics as they’ve been cancelled
Did COVID-19 Fix Baseball’s Regular Season?
Do we really need a regular season for baseball at all? No. Here’s why: COVID-19 fixed baseball’s regular season. No one really enjoys baseball’s regular season, but who doesn’t love
Elon Musk Announces Plan To Make L.A. Chargers Obsolete In Under Four Years
Announcing the next phase in his multi-business energy plan, Elon Musk told a crowd of shareholders at Tesla HQ that he is developing the technology to make the Los Angeles
Hear Us Out: NASCAR But With Airplanes
NASCAR is a beloved sport, but it’s overdue for a major, and quite frankly, obvious upgrade. The way we see it: NASCAR is the finest sport in human history, but
Top Five Legendary Moments Of Michael Jordan’s Career (Voted By Washington Wizards Fans)
Arguably the greatest basketball player of all time, Michael Jordan enjoyed an illustrious career filled with countless highlights and accomplishments, including a stint in professional baseball, but which moments standout
NFL Discovers Thousands Of Tapes Of You Cooking Dinner Filmed By The Patriots
A year-long investigation into the New England Patriots by NFL culinary agents has revealed in a bombshell report that the franchise has been filming you cook dinner for years and
