Study: American Football Gaining Popularity Among Britain’s Most Dogshit People
After 15 years of NFL games in London, American football is finally growing in popularity amongst Britain’s most dogshit people. According to a new study published in the renowned sociological
Top 3 Most Preventable Ping Pong Homicides
From its birthplace in the crime-ridden back alleys of Jack the Ripper’s London to the current referee-decapitation scandal, ping pong has always had a murderous underbelly. Here are three homicides
This Coach Has A Terminal Illness. It Hasn’t Stopped Him From Losing Every Game.
He may be looking thinner and paler than he once did, but as he hobbles the length of the court on Rhode Island Tech’s storied Providence campus, you wouldn’t know
Here Is Sports Riot’s Field Guide To Fingering An Umpire
Look, we’ve all been there: You get the chance to finger an umpire in the wild but your field guide hasn’t been updated since Pete Rose played for the Reds.
Breaking Barriers: This Trans US Men’s Soccer Player Is Equally As Terrible As Rest Of Team
American soccer and LGBTQIA+ communities rejoiced last week as trans male midfielder Theodore Donaldson proved he can play just as terribly as the rest of the U.S. Men’s team. It
‘Team’ Player Hits Solo Home Run
There is no ‘I’ in ‘baseball,’ but there certainly is a ‘team’ in ‘baseball team,’ so it’s baffling that Atlanta Braves first baseman Milan Kucan decided to launch a 3-1
Hear Us Out: Replace The MLB Pitch Clock With A Time-Sensitive Hostage Situation
You know what takes too long? Baseball. You know what would fix it? Kidnapping people from the stands, putting a gun to their head, and starting a countdown, so hear
Hear Us Out: Golf, But More Pretentious
If you’re like me, you’ve felt that maybe you don’t fit in at country clubs because they’re a bit too…working class. Golf is the game of kings, not court jesters.
Report: Antonio Brown Beginning To Show Signs Of Early-Onset ‘Being Antonio Brown’
According to a report from ESPN NFL insider Adam Schefter, those closest to free agent wide receiver Antonio Brown have privately expressed concern that Brown is displaying signs he may
