I Spent Hours Researching For A March Madness Bracket, But I’m Sure As Shit Not Gonna Vote This November
Though I’ll spend hours crunching data, conducting polls, and watching game tape during the NCAA tournament this March, I can guaran-damn-tee you I’m not going to waste any time participating
5 Signs You’re Not Going To Win Your March Madness Pool Or Custody Of Your Kids
Sorry pal, but it looks like you’ve botched your March Madness pool — and any chance you had at a meaningful relationship with your kids outside of court-approved weekends. Here
Top 5 Sickest, In-Your-Face, No-Coming-Back-From-That Gentle Finger-Rolls Of All Time
Many a professional basketball player has woken up in a cold sweat dreaming of the nightmare that getting gentle finger-rolled on is. Getting posterized by a world-class athlete who opts
Big Ten Assures Public Next Sex Abuse Scandal Will Be A Little More Private
The Big Ten issued a statement Monday assuring the public that the next sexual abuse scandal that rocks the conference will be kept a little more private than has been
Report: You’ll Still Be Terrible At Basketball In The Metaverse
A new study from the Pew Research Center confirmed Monday that despite your confidence in the Metaverse’s capacity to improve real life, you will still be terrible at basketball. Annie
Hear Us Out: The Knicks Should Tank Their Season So We Can Get Another Spike Lee Film Some Time This Decade
So, the Knicks aren’t having a great season and are dragging to the finish line, despite what they managed to accomplish last year. And while this has turned off some
Aptly Named: Pacers On Track To Finish Season
It’s not every day you hear a name that just clicks — the Chicago Bulls don’t bull, and the Detroit Pistons don’t piston — so it’s very refreshing to see
NCAA Psychiatrists Now Believe Nation’s March Madness Symptoms Were Present As Early As Last November
Emerging evidence suggests that symptoms of the illness commonly known as ‘March Madness’ (martius insanus) may have been present in the U.S. as early as November 2021, according to NCAA
Lakers To Retire Wilt Chamberlain’s Penis
24 years after its death in 1999, Wilt Chamberlain’s penis will be honored at Crypto.com Arena Thursday before the Lakers face the Spurs. Fans 18 and over will receive a
