LeBron To Spend Offseason Rehabbing Injured Ego
After a season of hairline cracks to his confidence, sprains to his self-entitlement, and completely shredded dignity, LeBron James plans to spend this offseason rehabbing his badly injured ego. The
IOC Punishes Athlete For Not Using Right Kind Of Drugs
Following the suspension of a top olympic athlete for not using the right kind of drugs, the IOC is now speaking out and defending the decision by citing the many
IOC Announces Pacific Garbage Patch To Host 2032 Games
The International Olympic Committee announced this week in a landmark decision that the 2032 Summer Olympics has been awarded to the vast accumulation of man-made debris floating in the ocean
Report: Table Tennis Player Still Not Hooking Up With Anyone At Olympic Village
Despite having lots of game on the miniaturized tennis court, one table tennis player has whiffed time and again in his attempts to hook up with the usually sexually indiscriminate
Top 10 Slovenian Basketball Players To Watch In This Year’s Olympics
The world is on pins and needles waiting to see what the mighty monsters of the Slovenia men’s national basketball team will do to the competition in the Olympics. Look
Opinion: Sure, This Five-Time Olympic Gold Medalist Is Good, But Is He ‘Convince Me To Eat Subway’ Good?
While catching up on my shows last weekend, during a commercial break I saw an ad for Subway sandwiches featuring five-time Olympic gold medalist, Nathan Vera—arguably one of the best
Impressive Display From Olympics Archery Competition Inspires Local Man To Finally Buy A Gun
Following an incredible display of marksmanship from the world’s best archers during the Summer Olympics, local man Burt McKinley, who long felt it unnecessary to acquire a contraption that fires
Michael Phelps Devastated To Learn His Child Was Born Too Proportionate To Be A Swimmer
Michael Phelps received devastating news this past week that his infant son was born far too proportionate to ever compete at the highest level of swimming. Doctors say Michael Fred
Five Drinking Games The IOC Should Add To Spice Up The Summer Olympics
Every four years we get the same old events for the summer Olympics, and after a millennium or two, it’s gotten a bit stale. However, one thing that never gets old