Gatorade Announces Return To Original Recipe
Declaring it the greatest advancement in hydration since the invention of bottles, Gatorade held a press conference this Thursday to announce they will be returning to a 100% pure gator
Heartwarming: MLB Player Cites ‘The Sandlot’ As Inspiration For Releasing Ferocious Dog On His Neighbor’s Kids
Speaking to reporters in the locker room after throwing his second no-hitter of the season, Los Angeles Dodgers’ pitcher Dexter Robinson discussed many of the events that have shaped him
Bass Pro Shop Widens Offerings To Bass Amateurs
Do you have a hungry desire to see a fish dead, but you’re not “good” at fishing? Fear not! Outdoor recreation retail giant Bass Pro Shop widened its offerings today
Wizards’ GM Promises Team’s Performance Will Be “Abra-Cadadequate”
Citing a young roster and the constant threat of injury to its star players, newly anointed Wizards GM Tommy Sheppard told reporters last Sunday he expects his team to be
Horse Tattooed With Sponsorships Dies Of Ink Poisoning
Hours after having the signature mountain logo from Coors Light, the World’s Most Refreshing Beer®, tattooed onto his muzzle and chin groove, Run For Freedom Presented By Dr. Pepper died
Pretty Cool I Guess: This Guy Who Played On The Bengals For Two Years Is Here To Talk To Your School About Something
In the world of sports journalism, there’s no such thing as a guarantee. Like sports, you’ve got to roll with the punches, or you’ll wind up getting knocked out. That’s
Player’s Future Uncertain Due To Injuries And Laws Of The Universe
After suffering a devastating achilles tear during the NBA Finals and continuing to be bound by the laws of nature, Kevin Durant’s future in the league is anything but certain.
NCAA To Start Paying Players On All Teams Except For Tennessee Volunteers
In a stunning reversal of policy, NCAA President Mark Emmert confirmed on Thursday that the organization will begin compensating collegiate athletes on every team except for the Tennessee Volunteers. “The
Long Live The King: Gym Teacher Wows Class By Dunking On Nine-Foot Hoop
Second-grade students ran wild in disbelief after seeing legendary gym teacher Mr. Salisbury put on an unforgettable spectacle by jamming home a towering, show-stopping nine-foot dunk during this morning’s gym