The Best Jockstraps To Buy If Your Penis Is Really Just Three Little Penises Stacked On Top Of One Another In A Trench Coat
Finding the perfect jockstrap for one penis is hard enough, but what if you’re special and your penis is really just three little penises stacked on top of one another
Jacksonville Jaguars GM Mulls Over Which Prospect To Ruin With No. 1 Pick
Sources close to Jacksonville Jaguars general manager Trent Baalke have reported that the team seems tantalizingly close to finalizing which college football player’s life they will decide to irrevocably destroy
Next Pandemic Traced Back To Whatever’s In This NASCAR Chili Dog
The CDC reported Sunday to have traced the cause of the next pandemic to whatever is inside this NASCAR chili dog. The health agency sent a team of leading
Finally: The NFL Released a Statement Denying Pat Tillman Died of CTE
Nearly 20 years after Pat Tillman’s death, the NFL has finally clarified the former Arizona Cardinals safety did not die of CTE while on patrol in Afghanistan. Commissioner Roger
Wow! NFL Star Only 3 Yards Away From Breaking Another Restraining Order
Having already smashed the NFL’s record for Class A misdemeanors, wide receiver Cooper Chase stands only three yards away from breaking an incredible eleventh restraining order in a single season.
Classic! Team Mascot Pratfalls Into Coma
Baseball fans were treated to an action-packed performance today after the Triple-A Pomona Speedster’s mascot, Turbo, performed a series of daring stunts that sent him soaring into the hearts of
We Investigate: Have The Detroit Tigers Recovered From The 2008 Recession?
Even though it’s rebuilding, Detroit has never been the same since the economy collapsed in October of 2008, nearly destroying the industry upon which the city itself was built. Though
Here’s Which NBA Team You Should Bet On Winning The Stanley Cup, According To Bing’s Analytics
Here are this week’s hot tips. Shohei Otani is a slam-dunk to win Friday’s L.A. Galaxy. His completion is up 7 percent since joining the Jazz. NHL rookies, meanwhile, with
John Elway’s Dentist Retires At Age 31
After graduating from dental school and putting in five years of constant, round-the-clock work on her only patient, Dr. Maria Otsuka, John Elway’s personal dentist, has announced she will be
