2021 Olympics Combines All Events Into One Giant Centicathalon
Speaking in front of reporters on Thursday, International Olympics Committee president Thomas Bach issued a new ruling that, in order to add much needed excitement to the now delayed international
Meet The Man Who Adam Silver’s Face Grew Out Of
Not much is known of the Dark Lord Adam Silver. Most is left to rumor or myth. The Ministry of Basketball would have us all believe that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (Silver) doesn’t
Welcome To The Disney+ Hulu Marvel Star Wars Walt Disney NBA Finals
The National Basketball Association is proud to welcome you to the Disney+ Hulu Marvel Star Wars Walt Disney NBA Finals. Presented in collaboration with Honda, Domino’s, and Chase Bank, the
Jim Nantz Freaked Out After Tony Romo Predicts His Death
A harrowing moment occurred at the announcers’ booth during this past Sunday’s NFL On CBS broadcast, as famously accurate color commentator Tony Romo proceeded to forecast to a visibly-shaken Jim
New York Jets Predicted to Win 13 Games in 2019-2022 Seasons
The New York Jets are primed for momentous progress as analysts project the team to win 13 games from the 2019-2022 seasons. “Don’t look now, but surging from way at
2K Custom Player Becomes First Green-Haired Seven-Footer To Average 70 Points Per Game
In only his ninth day since coming into existence, NBA 2k20 custom player Charles Dunxalot III has become the first green-haired seven-footer to average 70 points per game, achieving the
NFL Ratings Drop After Addition Of Wednesday Morning Football
Ratings continue to plummet for the NFL’s Wednesday Morning Football, which airs at 7:00 a.m. EST on CBS between two reruns of ‘Dr. Phil,’ and have managed to drop to
Top 5 Fights In Spelling Bee History
When it comes to violence in sports, the spelling bee is unparalleled. Although, with nearly 8,000 physical conflicts on the circuit each season, it can be difficult to decide the
OE: Let’s Have Less Politics In Sports And More Sports In Religion
I am sick of sports leagues issuing statements on whatever current political issue is making the news. How do leagues, who are in bed with big business, have the audacity
