Thoughtful 76ers Fan Only Sends Ben Simmons One Death Threat Per Week
Despite Ben Simmons having left the Philadelphia 76ers standard Philly tradition consists of dozens upon dozens of death threats per week, until death. Except for one, thoughtful, wise, and one
Report: Aaron Rodgers Mulling Which Team He Wants To Choke For Next Season
After 16 years with the Green Bay Packers, sources close to Aaron Rodgers have confirmed the four-time MVP was strongly considering choking for another franchise next season before ultimately working
Quiz: Were You At A ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Convention Or A Raiders Game?
Navigating the precarious worlds of various fan bases’ quirks and peculiarities can be difficult — especially when alcohol is involved. That’s why Sports Riot has created a handy quiz to
We Acknowledge That Russia Is Set To Invade Ukraine, But Can We Talk For A Second About Fucking Andrew Wiggins Starting In The All-Star Game?
Things are looking grim on the Eurasian front, as more Russian troops are steadily assembling along the Ukrainian border. While Vladimir Putin claims his forces are deployed purely as a
5 Valentine’s Day Gifts For The Bracketologist In Your Life
Hey lovebirds, Valentine’s Day is coming up. That means March Madness is right around the corner. If you want to win the heart of the bracketologist in your life, here
How These 11 Tranquilizers Can Stop The Rams Offense
Another year. Another mountain of evidence suggesting the Super Bowl bound LA Rams have this year’s unstoppable, killer offense. While the rest of the league struggles to contain them, these
Detroit Lions Advance To Super Bowl Watch Party
After a tumultuous playoff run, the Detroit Lions have officially advanced to the Super Bowl Watch Party. Fans and players alike are rejoicing after a hard-fought NFC Championship Watch Party.
NFL Announces Super Bowl LVI To Be A Best-Of-Three Series
After the addition of an 18th week in regular play netted the NFL countless millions in profit, the league has announced the Super Bowl will become a best-of-three series. Commissioner
Upset Alert: Fans Lose Pro Bowl
In a high-stakes matchup this past weekend, NFL Fans once again took a big loss against their opponent, the Pro Bowl. The Fans’ defeat comes on the heels of a
