Report: Still Feels A Little Weird Rooting For Germany At The Olympics
Millions of American fans have reported feelings of strange disquiet in their soul after being forced to cheer on the German field hockey team in their last game against Great
NCAA Too Busy Counting Money To Investigate Violations
Shedding light on one of the many challenges presented by the nonprofit’s ever-growing revenue, NCAA President Mark Emmert explained during a one-on-one interview with Sports Riot that lately the organization
Cool Kid On Hockey Team Skips Second Period
By Sam Strahp, Middle School Sports Reporter Top-scoring hockey player and very cool person Trent Villanueva was seen skipping second period during last night’s hockey game, raising significant questions about
WWE Pivots To New Format Where Wrestlers Talk Through Differences
After decades of using violent, chaotic acts to determine the better person, WWE will pivot to a new format where Wrestlers will use their works to talk through their differences.
Ominous Carving In Shawshank Penalty Box Reads “Brooks Was Here…So Was Probert”
While making the rounds at Shawshank Ice Arena last Friday, prison custodian Jason Broton came across an ominous carving outside the penalty box reading “Brooks was here…so was Probert.” “Those
Washed-Up Boxer Regains Title After Accepting Job At Amazon
Following a 60-minute training session at an Amazon Fulfillment Center in El Paso, Texas, retired heavyweight boxer Randall Hunter has officially regained his former title of Professional Boxer. “Back when
Is Squash A Real Sport Or Just Something Made Up By The Writers Of “Frasier”
Everyone thinks they know what squash is. From the mentions of its fabled indoor courts in NBC’s Frasier, to the episode in season 10 where we actually see the Crane
Athlete Makes Up For Troubling Allegations With Stellar Season
In a heartwarming redemption story, a star studded Houston Astros roster claims to make up for their regrettable on and off-the-field behavior with a stellar statistical season that will help
All Dad’s Friends At Buffalo Wild Wings
Speaking to reporters, local 17-year-old Samantha Niegarten stated that she was shocked on Saturday afternoon to find the entirety of her father Dan Niegarten’s circle of friends camped out around
