City Of Pittsburgh To Honor Ben Roethlisberger By Retiring Untested Rape Kits
Pittsburgh city officials announced that ahead of the ceremony honoring the city’s beloved quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, they’d be by retiring several boxes of untested rape kits gathering dust in the
The Top Five Founding Fathers The 76ers Refused To Put On Their Logo
When the Sixers teased an image of a bifocaled Benjamin Franklin gritting his teeth while driving a basketball, we Philly fans at Sports Riot started a list of “snubs” whose
What “Happy Gilmore” Got Wrong About PGA Sanctioned Golf Fights
While the PGA recognizes that “Happy Gilmore” is the most realistic film depicting the lives of professional golfers — from their arrogance towards commoners to their undermining of non-Christians like
Family Minature Golf Outing Perfect Opportunity For Dad To Educate Son On Committing White-Collar Crime
Son, I didn’t just bring you out here today to enjoy nine whimsical holes on this championship miniature golf course at Pirate Pete’s Putt-Putt Palace. You’re what, nine years old
Hockey Ratings Finally Topple “Mike & Molly” Rerun
In a development sure to excite NHL executives, last night’s hockey game finally surpassed a TBS rerun of the sitcom “Mike and Molly” in the ratings. A source within NHL
This Year’s Swimsuit Issue Promises 153 More Tits!
We at Sports Riot have obtained an advance copy of the “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2023 Editor’s Letter,” detailing the magazine’s “big developments” for this year’s issue. We have published the
Kurt Cobain’s Corpse Blows Its Head Off Again After Hearing Of Seattle Kraken’s Use Of Nirvana Song To Celebrate Goal In Amazon’s Arena
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous/ Here we are now, entertain us/ I feel stupid and contagious/ Here we are now, entertain us/ A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito,
Hear Us Out: Fuck Baltimore, Edgar Allan Poe Was A Red Sox Fan
To you, the name Edgar Allan Poe might conjure three things: the Raven-black hair, the mustache, and of course, the macabre and lamp-lit streets of Baltimore. But what if I
Study: Gender Disparity In Sports Journalism Linked Back To Most Women Not Want To Waste Their Lives
The “Harvard Business Review” released a study Thursday attributing the current gender disparity in sports journalism to women not wanting to completely waste their lives on trivial and inconsequential nonsense.
