WWE Union Rep Body Slammed Through Negotiation Table
The National Labor Relations Board has charged the WWE with unfair labor practices after a union representative was body slammed through a negotiation table live on Monday Night Raw. Alex
Nick Bosa Becomes Self-Aware And Immediately Attacks His Captors
Visitors at Levi’s Stadium yesterday were put on high alert when the San Francisco 49ers returned from their Seattle road game and alpha defensive line specimen, referred to by the
QB Works Through Progression, Realizes He Hates All His Receivers
After receiving the ball from his trustworthy center, quarterback Robert Dixon quickly ran through three sequential receiving options before realizing that he absolutely despises all of his currently open targets.
California NCAA Athlete Looking Forward To Spending Endorsement Deal Money On Half Of Bio 101 Textbook
Energized by a new California law that will allow NCAA athletes to earn money from endorsements, Golden Bears running back Troy Layton told reporters for Cal’s student newspaper that he
NFL Films Makes Another Documentary About Football
Monday afternoon NFL Films announced their newest documentary and this time it’s all about football. Get ready for all the hard hitting football action you love coupled with world class
Eli Manning Signed By Whoever Has To Play The Patriots In The Super Bowl
In what many around the league are calling a “biased” and “unpatriotic” move, the National Football League announced today that they will allow Eli Manning to sign with whatever team
Titans Ownership Saving Up For Cyber Monday Jumbotron Deal
Titans ownerships gathered last week to announce their plan to get a new jumbotron during Cyber Monday, or a really good sale, noting that the organization is now on the
Boston Officials Report Dangerously Low Inventory Of Ticker Tape
Boston Mayor Marty Walsh has declared a state of emergency in immediate response to reports of a dangerously low inventory of ticker tape. Without the preferred amount of ticker tape,
Coco Gauff Looking Forward To Long Career Of White Announcers Comparing Her Exclusively To Williams Sisters
During a post-match interview, Cori “Coco” Gauff told reporters that she looks forward to another twenty years or so of white announcers bringing up the Williams sisters during every match