
History Of Sand Trap In Golf Linked Back To Single Apathetic Groundskeeper
Golf has always had a storied past, ranging from farmers hitting rocks with sticks all the way to today’s modern masterpiece of ball striking. However, until now, little was known

NFL COVID Test Returns Positive For CTE
According to sources close to the Pittsburgh Steelers, the entire NFL has breathed an immense sigh of relief this week after an undisclosed Steelers player’s initial positive COVID-19 test turned

Division III Team Really Playing Like A Division II Team Today
Spectators of the Division III football team Mount Union Purple Raiders were reportedly very impressed by Saturday’s game, saying that they could have sworn that they were watching a D-II

Father Teaches Son To Throw Perfect Spiral, Be Dishonest With Women
Local father and ex-husband Jerry Smeeksmen has reportedly begun taking his son outside to play catch and teach him yet another father-son life lesson: how to throw an absolutely perfect

Baseball Bat Spends Offseason Smashing Pinatas
It’s common knowledge at this point that athletes really never have an “off” season. The off-season now is all about improving for the next season, and it’s no different for

NFL Taking All Necessary Precautions To Continue Making Money
With concerns over the impact COVID-19 is having on sports, the NFL is doing everything in their power to ensure the health and safety of continuing to make money. Public

Racehorse Disowns Son For Pursuing Dressage
Former racehorse and local hero, Blackfoot Delight, formerly disowned his son, Pancake, for rejecting the world of racing in favor of the art of competitive horse dancing known as “dressage.”

It’s Time To Defund The Dallas Cowboys
After decades of misallocated funds, countless losses, and missed playoffs, fans around the country are clamoring to defund the Dallas Cowboys. Caught going 8-8 in 2019 on live video was

NFL Raises $40 Million For Charity Awareness
Continuing its long history of explicit corporate philanthropy, the NFL announced that it has raised over $40 million for a cause it holds near and dear to its heart: Charity
