Caitlin Clark Rookie of the Year Trophy Chucked At Her Head
Shortly before being knocked unconscious, Caitlin Clark was awarded and then thrown the prestigious WNBA Rookie of the Year award, on Wednesday. “It’s an honor,” Clark said while still visibly
Andy Reid’s 23&Me Results Reveal He Is 30% Corned Beef Hash
During a press conference following Sunday’s 17–10 win to the Chargers, Chiefs’ head coach Andy Reid shared that his 23andMe results were in, and reportedly 30% of his lineage stems
Jared Goff’s Perfect Performance Confirms Reality Is A Simulation
In the Lions thrilling victory over the Seattle Seahawks last night, Detroit’s triumph sent two messages to the rest of the league. 1) Detroit is a contender in the playoffs;
Report: Bo Nix Has A Lot Of Fucking Explaining To Do
Sources around Denver, CO have confirmed that Bo Nix “has a lot of fucking explaining to do.” League insiders appear to be baffled as well but more importantly mathematicians around
WNBA Commissioner On Violence In League: ‘I Will Hunt Down And Kill Caitlin Clark Personally’
At a press conference Thursday, WNBA commissioner Cathy Engelbert addressed the recent surge in violence surrounding popular Indiana Fever guard Caitlin Clark. Clark’s been at the center of poked eyes,
Daniel Jones Disappointed In Giants For Starting Him
After boasting a no-touchdown losing performance against division rival, Dallas, Daniel Jones addressed the local media, “We need to be putting ourselves in better situations.” Jones, visibly upset, continued, “The
5 Things To Know Before You Don’t Watch The World Series
The groundswell, desire, and anticipation for the October Classic has reached null critical mass with the Yankees-Dodgers World Series kicking off tonight! In what promises to be 4-to-7 games void
Aaron Rodgers Dies Of Sensitivity Training
Jets officials confirmed that New York quarterback Aaron Rodgers suffered a fatal reaction to a sensitivity training seminar earlier today. The mandated event was aimed to help Jets players understand
Top 5 Times Mr. Met Got Away With Vehicular Manslaughter
Look. We know what you’re thinking. It’s time to celebrate the Mets – they’re in the playoffs and have a chance! Our good conscience couldn’t stand idly by. And sure,
