Are College Sports Unethical? We Sit Down With Five University Presidents Who Don’t Care
College sports have unjustly come under fire in recent years due to an untold number of alleged ethical issues. To get to the bottom of this, we sat down with
Heisman Potential? This Athlete’s Skills Won’t Translate To Professional Level Football
Heisman candidate, Jonah Bradberry out of Texas Tech, won’t be able to hack it in the NFL. Despite his record-breaking success with 11,287 passing yards and 79 passing touchdowns this
Myles Garrett Picked First Overall In XFL Draft
Citing his clear willingness to take professional football to the next level, currently suspended Cleveland Brown’s defensive end Myles Garrett was selected as the first overall pick in the inaugural
NFL Removes Names From Uniforms To Stop Fans From Getting Attached
The NFL announced today that it plans to remove the names from the backs of all player uniforms in order to prevent fans from growing too attached to individual players.
Garlic Sauce-Covered Papa John Found Screaming ‘Best Friend’ Outside Peyton Manning’s Denver Mansion
Following numerous reports of a gooey, golden man repeatedly screaming, “Best friend! Best friend!” outside of Hall of Fame quarterback Peyton Manning’s Denver mansion, local authorities have confirmed that the
The Stats Don’t Lie: Tom Brady Sucks
Sometimes an athlete gains a bizarre cult following totally unwarranted by their in-game performance. After nearly two decades worth of statistical evidence for Tom Brady, it’s clear that he not
Bill Belichick Returns To Slumber For Next 27 Seasons
The New England Patriots confirmed today that head coach Bill Belichick has returned to slumber in the Gillette Stadium tunnel system for the next 27 seasons. Belichick’s dormancy comes after
Bored Baseball Fans Call For Newer, Stronger PEDs
Nostalgic baseball fans longing for the days when the sport used to be exciting staged a protest outside of Major League Baseball headquarters today, calling on the league to fund
Spokesman For Sprite, Nike, Beats, Intel, Kia, Dunkin’, Samsung, State Farm And More Finally Sells Out
Well it finally happened. One of our most beloved sports heroes and spokesman for Nike, Beats, Intel, Kia, Dunkin’, Samsung, State Farm and More finally sold out last Friday and