Tom Brady Requests Trade To New England
After spending his time testing the waters as captain of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, veteran quarterback Tom Brady has decided to embark on an exciting new stage of his career,
Richard Sherman Convinced Government Tracking Him Through Giant Chip On Shoulder
In response to repeated questions from reporters about the large, unmistakable chip on his shoulder, 49ers cornerback Richard Sherman posted a video on Instagram claiming that the chip is a
Opinion: Here’s Why You Should Be Passing The Ball To Me
Dear ignorant teammates, Lately, a lot of you have been playing entire games of basketball without once passing the ball to me. Personally, I have no idea why you would
Amazing Female Competitor Somehow Holding Her Own Against Male Spellers
Approaching the final round of the National Spelling Bee, fans remain taken back by the amazing female competitor who is somehow holding her own against her more muscular and chiseled
Waterboy Tired Of Hearing About La Croix
Longtime Dallas Waterboy Ben Morrow has been supplying water in various containers for most of his life but he has reached a tipping point. Morrow, a 30 year Hydration-veteren, is
Cardboard Philly Fans Still Manage To Throw Batteries On Field
Losing the little things we’ve come to know in sports has been difficult as leagues adapt to the pandemic, but a miracle in Philadelphia unfolded this past (limited) regular season
Baseballs And Other Things You Can Throw At The Houston Astros
Does the Houston Astros cheating in the World Series bother you? Well, if you ever run into an Astro, here are some things you can throw at them: Baseballs: Pretty
Skip Bayless Rushed To Hospital As Blood Pressure Drops Below 280/120
In a worrying sequence of events, FS1 commentator and beloved sports personality Skip Bayless was quickly taken to Cedars-Sinai Emergency Medical Center in West Hollywood on Tuesday, after collapsing on
Nihilist NFL Offensive Coordinator Couldn’t Care Less How Many Points They Score Because The Great Game Of Life Ultimately Has No Points
Nihilist Offensive Coordinator Chris Perlman addressed the press ahead of the upcoming season, saying he doesn’t care how many points the team scores under him because points, like life itself,
