NBA Admits They Just Kind Of Guess For Defensive Player Of The Year
The highest honors for the world’s top basketball players, the NBA Awards, are determined by a panel of sportswriters and broadcasters, but when it comes to determining Defensive Player of
GNC Announces Shift To Steroid-Only Business Model
While professional athletes continue to prove that anabolic steroids are the only way to excel in sports, consumer demand for the drug has finally outpaced that of all other nutritional
Coronavirus Forces Bullfighters To Murder Bulls Without Audience
In a tragic turn of events, social distancing measures have forced Spanish officials to ban audiences from bullfights, devastating the millions of bloodthirsty fans who enjoy watching animals be taunted
Suddenly Charitable NFL Player Must Have Done Something Horrible
Following a particularly philanthropic day, fans of star Broncos wide receiver Marcel Voight have become suspicious that the suddenly charitable NFL player must have done something horrible. Voight, who has
Look Inside This Athlete’s Beautiful Mansion Before It Goes Into Foreclosure
Hey! You, over there! You wanna see something cool? Do you remember that player on the Celtics? He played 13 seasons in the NBA and this is all his mansion.
Lifelong St. Louis Rams Fan Just Wants To Witness One 10.0-Rated Los Angeles Earthquake Before He Dies
There’s only one item on lifelong St. Louis Rams fan David Harbrook’s bucket list: to see a 10.0-rated earthquake lay waste to the city of Los Angeles. Writing on his
NFL Owners Finally Able To Enjoy Jumbotron Pornography In Peace
While the novel coronavirus continues to impact everyday life, there have been some bright spots for athletes, who now spend more time with their families. For NFL owners, it’s provided
Stud College QB Already Has Eight Childrem
All-American quarterback and absolute freaking stud, Ben Brown, has incredibly already fathered eight children with eight different women and he’s only nineteen. Studs, absolute bad-asses like Brown come a long
Pro Guns? Sounds Like A New Sport To Us
America loves high-powered sports, and since most sports use guns anyway, it was inevitable that we finally have a space dedicated to developing and celebrating Pro Guns. The founders of
