Miami Marlins Finally Hire First Orthopedic Surgeon
After 27 years in Major League Baseball, the Miami Marlins have finally hired the franchise’s first orthopedic surgeon. Dr. Kenneth Brookfield will now be responsible for diagnosing players’ injuries. In
Report: LeBron James’ High School Teacher Always Knew He Would Be A Success
Insisting she wasn’t the least bit surprised to see the former St. Vincent-St. Mary’s student doing so well in life, LeBron James’ former English teacher, Virginia Mullens, told reporters Friday
Yikes, Is This Even Legal? Teen Goes into Cardiac Arrest While Running the Mile
When parents send their children to school, they expect teachers and staff to act in the best interest of their little ones, so when news broke about a teen suddenly
Undefeated Lightweight Champion Still No Match For Buffy The Vampire Slayer
After an impressive 17-0 start to his career, lightweight boxer Juan Calera has earned both the adoration of fans and the respect of his peers. Despite his success, boxing experts
This Team, As Contractually Obligated, Came To Play Today
A game was played to completion today, leaving one thing clear: this team, as contractually obligated, came to play. Despite this team’s victory, the other team also came to play.
Hear Us Out: Sports But With Like Less Commercials (Brought To You By Allstate)
We just had this thought: we all like sports, and we don’t like commercials. So what if we had, like, sports with less commercials? Holy crap! Think about it! You
Top 5 Slam Dunks From The Democratic Debates
During the most recent Democratic debate, the remaining candidates gathered to show off their policies, debate skills, and verticality. Sports Riot brings you the top 5 dunks of the night.
NBA Jam Finally Available At Local Farmers Market
The wait is over. Your local farmers market is finally worth going to because at last you can pick up your very own jar of NBA Jam! You might wonder
Attendance Count Makes Fan Feel Like He Matters
Following his team’s victory last night, Los Angeles Lakers super fan Gregg Jansen felt a wave of pride wash over him as the Staples Center video board displayed the paid
