Winner of Army Vs. Navy Game Really Depends on Whether Surface Land or Water
As is true whenever these two military powerhouses face off, this year’s Army-Navy game will once again come down to whether the surface they play on is land or water.
American Pharaoh Stripped Of Triple Crown After Oil Test Reveals He’s Actually a 2014 Nissan Pathfinder
The National Thoroughbred Racing Association has stripped American Pharaoh of his Triple Crown after oil tests revealed the horse, who ran a record 118 mph, is actually a 2014 highway
Mystics Defeat Sun, Plunging World Into Darkness Forever
Fulfilling a preseason prophecy foretold by the ancient basketball oracle Bill Walton, an all-female wizard squadron known as the Washington Mystics have vanquished the great and powerful Connecticut Sun, suffocating
Masked Singer Producers Ignore Hundreds Of Calls From Antonio Brown
Sources close to the producers of the hit show, “The Masked Singer,” have told Sports Riot they have been ignoring hundreds of phone calls from former NFL wide receiver Antonio
NBA Suddenly Embraces India
In a stunning move that’s being felt across the business world, the National Basketball Association revealed today that their number one priority moving forward will be strengthening their relationship with
Eli Manning Somehow Throws Interception At Dave & Buster’s Football Toss Machine
Sources inside of local arcade franchise Dave & Buster’s reported seeing New York Giants’ star backup quarterback Eli Manning leaving in a huff after somehow managing to throw an interception
Madden Introduces Special Move For Aaron Rodgers Where You Can Get Your Coach Fired
EA developers have unveiled Coach Mode, an exciting update to the Madden franchise this year where you, as Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, can strategically steer yourself, your teammates,
Rams’ Home Opener Delayed After Goff Gets Lost In Tunnel Again
Sunday’s game between the Los Angeles Rams and New Orleans Saints was delayed as team officials searched for missing Rams quarterback, Jared Goff, who disappeared on his way out of
Player-Coach Not Sure What To Do With Players-Only Meeting Invite
A player-coach from the Canton Charge of the NBA G League was hit with a wave of crippling indecisiveness following an invitation to a players-only meeting. A flyer posted in
