
Cowardly Running Back Won’t Risk Lifelong Neck Issues For Two Extra Yards
Seahawks fans showered Lumen Field with boos, insults, and projectiles this past week after running back Chris Carson displayed great cowardice in consistently refusing to risk lifelong neck issues for

Top Three Most Hated Current Commissioners Of The NFL
NFL commissioners are vile, loathsome creatures who deserve their annual draft day boo-fest. They enforce the rules, battle the NFL Players Association, oversee league expansion, and, generally speaking, carry out

Disappointing: These Power Rankings Are About Hockey
Every hardcore fan loves a methodically calculated set of power rankings, and it is with the deepest regret that we announce these power rankings are about hockey. It’s obviously disappointing

Opinion: Taunting? All He Did Was Yell ‘Suck My Taint, You Limp-Dicked Motherfuckers!’ While Pretending To Teabag An Injured Player
Saturday’s suspension of 11-year-old Pop Warner linebacker Mikey Zuber for allegedly yelling “suck my taint, you limp-dicked motherfuckers!” to an injured tailback while pretending to teabag him is, to be

49ers Trade Jimmy Garoppolo To Calvin Klein
A pair of high-end assets are getting new threads. VOGUE and NFL Insiders reported today that the San Francisco 49ers have sent quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo to Calvin Klein in a

Debate Time: Can The Dallas Cowboys Still Be ‘America’s Team’ Even Though They’re Successful?
During the NFL’s lifetime, nothing has screamed “America” quite like Jerry Jones’ perennially optimistic, silver-and-blue-blooded Dallas Cowboys. But as the team has propelled itself to the top of every stats

Is Dan Snyder The NFL’s Biggest Monster Or Is That Title Shared With 75 Other People?
We all know that Dan Snyder, the Washington Football Team’s owner, is an irredeemable scumbag. But is Dan “the-racist-human-trafficking-man” Snyder really worthy of the top spot in the NFL’s All

Opinion: I’m Not Your Everyday Alcoholic; I’m A Sports Journalist
Whenever I’m at a game trying to buy more than the two drinks per-purchase at the concession stand or downing a shot or four each inning or getting kicked out

City Of Jacksonville Invites Urban Meyer On Ominous Trip To The Everglades
Amidst an underwhelming season thus far, the city of Jacksonville invited head coach Urban Meyer on an ominous “once-in-a-lifetime” trip to the Florida Everglades. Mayor Lenny Curry, who showed up
