Shirtless, Blindfolded Gardner Minshew Doing Kung Fu On Sideline
Is it the glorious mullet? The katana-sharp mustache? Or his shirtless body glistening in the bright lights of primetime as he trains tirelessly to be the world’s deadliest backup quarterback?
Someone Left A Scathing Yelp Review Of Tampa’s Raymond James Stadium And We’re Pretty Sure It Was Bill Belichick
Sports Riot discovered a chillingly calculated one-star Yelp review of the Bucs’ Raymond James Stadium and we’re pretty sure the writer, “ScowlDaddy1952,” is Patriots head coach Bill Belichick. “Field too
NFL Unveils New Ribbed Footballs For Receiver’s Pleasure
In a stunningly progressive move, the NFL debuted the Wilson® Ribbed Pig Skynz football today after decades of calls to modernize the game. The ball, which features a ribbed exterior
Nation Stunned To Learn World Series Was 3 Months Ago
From the desolate towns of Alaska to our country’s most populous cities, the nation was stunned to learn that the World Series ended a whopping three months ago in early
5 Insufferable Lessons Aaron Rodgers Learned From Ayahuasca
With Aaron Rodgers’ season finished, the retirement talk has begun. Aaron is reportedly reflecting on his year and unfortunately has contacted Sports Riot with the five lessons he learned from
Eagles’ Successes Allowing Philadelphia Man To Only Be Mad At All Other Aspects Of Life
When I was a kid growing up in Philly, I could always count on two things: My life sucked, and so did the Eagles. But for the last couple years
Learning From His Mistakes: We Tried To Catfish Manti Te’o And He Just Beat The Living Shit Out Of Us
Ten years after his infamous catfishing incident, we at Sports Riot decided to see if Manti T’eo learned from his mistakes. And we’re proud to report that not only did
NFL Proudly Debuts First-Ever Female Football
Speaking before reporters on Thursday, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell excitedly announced that the league was about to debut its first-ever female football, in what he hoped would be a move
Children’s Hospital Patient Fakes Death To Avoid Russell Wilson Visit
A children’s hospital outside Denver experienced a rash of false self-reported deaths moments before Broncos’ quarterback Russell Wilson was scheduled to visit this past weekend. Doctors at Rocky Mountain Children’s