Batter Needs This Walk To Hit 10,000 Steps
During a mid-game interview, Royals slugger Jose Blanco told on-field reporters that he needed his next at-bat to be a walk or he wouldn’t hit his daily 10,000 step milestone.
Cardboard Pirates Fans Leave Game During 7th Inning Stretch
Citing terrible defense, horrendous pitching, and safety issues; the entirety of cardboard fans in attendance at today’s Pirates game exited the PNC Park stands during the seventh inning stretch. After
Star Hockey Player Tired Of Getting Benched 37 Times A Game
Insisting that his stupid head coach just doesn’t understand the fundamentals of hockey, University of Michigan star forward Aiden Alexander during an postgame interview voiced his displeasure at getting benched
Orphanages Overrun By Calls For Chess Prodigies
Following the popularity of Netflix’s ‘The Queen’s Gambit,’ orphanages around the globe have been flooded with barren and fertile couples alike in search of their own orphan chess prodigy like
Marathon Winner Has No Idea How To Spend Rest Of Her Afternoon
After winning The Chicago Marathon last week, former Olympic gold medalist Kathrine Switzer told reporters that she has no clue what to do with the rest of her day. “I’ve
WWE Names Roman Reigns Independent Contractor Of The Month
Fresh off wrestling his 100th match of the month, Roman Reigns, through hard work, determination, and not accepting a single second of overtime pay, was awarded with the highest honor
JJ Watt Now State Of Arizona’s Youngest White Male
After announcing last week that he would soon become a Cardinal, JJ Watt also became Arizona’s youngest white male at 32 years old. The title was previously held by Kurt
LeBron’s 10 Best Dunks Described Because We Couldn’t Get The Footage
We rank his ten best, with words since we couldn’t get the footage. The Akron Amazer As a senior in high school, LeBron amazed fans with a dunk that saw
Not Again: Shaq Eats Entire Little League Team
Cue the sports blooper reel! Looks like yet another Shaq snack-attack hit Florida’s Youth Baseball program this week. Starstruck onlookers at an Orlando Little League game confirm The Big Shamrock
