
Debate Time: Can The Dallas Cowboys Still Be ‘America’s Team’ Even Though They’re Successful?
During the NFL’s lifetime, nothing has screamed “America” quite like Jerry Jones’ perennially optimistic, silver-and-blue-blooded Dallas Cowboys. But as the team has propelled itself to the top of every stats

Is Dan Snyder The NFL’s Biggest Monster Or Is That Title Shared With 75 Other People?
We all know that Dan Snyder, the Washington Football Team’s owner, is an irredeemable scumbag. But is Dan “the-racist-human-trafficking-man” Snyder really worthy of the top spot in the NFL’s All

Opinion: I’m Not Your Everyday Alcoholic; I’m A Sports Journalist
Whenever I’m at a game trying to buy more than the two drinks per-purchase at the concession stand or downing a shot or four each inning or getting kicked out

City Of Jacksonville Invites Urban Meyer On Ominous Trip To The Everglades
Amidst an underwhelming season thus far, the city of Jacksonville invited head coach Urban Meyer on an ominous “once-in-a-lifetime” trip to the Florida Everglades. Mayor Lenny Curry, who showed up

Kirk Cousins Throws 17 Interceptions After ‘Doing Own Research’ On Opposing Defense
Vikings fans were dealt a devastating blow on Sunday, as quarterback Kirk Cousins threw 17 interceptions against San Francisco following promises to do his “own research” on the 49ers’ defense.

Washington Commanders Hire Jon Gruden As Head Coach
After only being out of coaching since October 2021, Jon Gruden has landed another NFL head coaching role. According to NFL insiders, in what can only be called the biggest

Do The Lions Have The Best Practice Squad In Detroit?
There’s no better feeling than coming across a hole-in-the-wall restaurant that offers the best food in the city that no one knows about. Except, of course, finding the best practice

Hear Us Out: Term Limits For Quarterbacks
Quarterbacks hold an important position in American society. Far more Americans look to Patrick Mahomes for leadership than George Washington. However, unlike presidents, quarterbacks can serve in their roles indefinitely.

Fuck It: Lions Decide To Keep Playing Season
As the season progresses and the Lions continue to struggle, Detroit Lions head coach Dan Campbell announced Monday during his morning media availability that the team has decided to keep
