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“I’m a harmless individual. Unless you’re Mason Rudolph, whose head I will crush into his neck. Please give my love to your family. Unless you’re Mason Rudolph, whose love for his family I will crush into his neck.”
–Myles Garrett

“It’s about working hard and showing up every day to work.”
–Dak Prescott, when asked if he has a favorite color

Detroit Lions Advance To Super Bowl Watch Party
After a tumultuous playoff run, the Detroit Lions have officially advanced to the Super Bowl Watch Party. Fans and players alike are rejoicing after a hard-fought NFC Championship Watch Party.

NFL Announces Super Bowl LVI To Be A Best-Of-Three Series
After the addition of an 18th week in regular play netted the NFL countless millions in profit, the league has announced the Super Bowl will become a best-of-three series. Commissioner

Upset Alert: Fans Lose Pro Bowl
In a high-stakes matchup this past weekend, NFL Fans once again took a big loss against their opponent, the Pro Bowl. The Fans’ defeat comes on the heels of a

Pregnant Woman Glad She’ll Never Have To Experience Pain Of Double-Doinking A Playoff Field Goal
A three-time mother with one on the way is ecstatic that she’ll never have to experience the excruciating, soul-tearing pain of double-doinking a key playoff field goal. Danielle Salidino’s viral

Is Your Man Cave Even Complete If You Don’t Have Ted Williams’ Frozen Head In The Mini Fridge?
When it comes to watching the big game, the last thing I want to do is compromise. That’s why I make sure my space is entirely set up to entertain:

NFL Report Confirms Getting Concussed Is A Whole Vibe
The NFL announced Monday the findings of a rigorous review on the impact of repeated head trauma in relation to a person’s state of being, and the results overwhelmingly confirmed

CBS Interrupts Broadcast Of Jet-Jaguars Game To Bring You ‘Joe Versus The Volcano’
So you’re thinking about changing the channel, and we get it. Jets-Jaguars? Whose genius idea was it to schedule that on prime time? But stick around because things are about

5 NFL Quarterbacks Who Failed To Help Their Fans Beat Brain Cancer
Seven-time Super Bowl champ Tom Brady helped a 10-year-old fan beat brain cancer this past year. As usual, other QBs have tried to emulate TB12’s accomplishments to lackluster results. Here






