FOOTBALL

Caleb Williams’ Early Success: Inspires Bears Fan To Finally Leave Chicago, Make Something Of His Life

“I just close my eyes, take a deep breath, and think of a baby crying on an airplane.”
–Justin Tucker, “visualizing” before field goal attempts

“Even after all these years, I still get Alabama and Michigan mixed up.”
–Urban Meyer, on which campus frat quad he’s not allowed back at

“My entire team tested negative for cocaine. I’ve… failed them all.”
–Mark Davis, stepping down as Las Vegas Raiders Owner effective immediately

The NFL’s Top Seven Bad Boys Who Haven’t Committed A Felony Yet
We all know it’s just a matter of time before an NFL player gets in trouble with the law. It’s a rite of passage. But let’s take a look at

Punter Currently In Pants-Shitting Phase Of Fake Punt
While down 24-7 and facing 4th and 10, the Las Vegas Raiders deployed their punt unit for a trick play, but after punter AJ Cole took the snap, rolled to

Opinion: If Football Players From The ’60s Are So Tough, Then How Come I Was Just Able To Beat Up Dick Butkus?
Since the day I started watching football, all my dad could ever talk about was how “tough,” “manly,” and “smelly” all of the players he watched in the ‘60s were.

Cause For Concern? This Draft Prospect Is Into Trains. Really Into Trains.
No. 9-ranked Oregon cornerback Todd McCrady has garnered much attention from scouts and team psychologists alike thanks to his near-perfect draft grades — as well as his super vocal admiration

For All The Marbles: This Loser Bet His Marble Collection On The Lions Game
Local loser and family man, turned down-on-his-luck loser and family man, Karl Williamson lost his prized marble collection on the Detroit Lions game last Sunday. The tragic event took place

The Top 5 Quarterbacks Based On Who Just Slipped Me 50 Bucks
I wanted to make a quarterback list and make $50 bucks. Here’s the list, and here are my profits: Joe Flacco $50 bucks? He had it, grabbed it, gave

Hear Us Out: Pylon Kiss Cam
We’ve always loved how wild fans get when stadiums break out the kiss cam at games. And when the NFL announced it was equipping those same stadiums with “pylon cams”

Opinion: Bring Death Back To Football
Football exists in its most pure form when a man walks in a stadium not knowing if he’ll walk out, maybe because he is paralyzed or maybe because he is,




