FOOTBALL

Jaguars Fans Swear If Trevor Lawrence Wins A Super Bowl He’ll Never Have To Pay For Bag Of Meth In Jacksonville
Jacksonville fans made a promise to Trevor Lawrence this past weekend that if the rookie QB wins the team a Super Bowl, he will never again have to pay for

Ranking NFC East Fanbases From Completely Insufferable To Adorably Violent
The NFC East is the worst. The teams, the coaches, and most importantly, the fans. We’ve ranked them from completely insufferable all the way to adorably violent. Completely Insufferable—NY

New Report Shows Millennial Quarterbacks Possess Only 5% As Much Wealth As Boomer Esiason
A new study released this week from the NFL’s Economic Policy Institute has pinpointed an alarming trend, showing that today’s Millennial quarterbacks possess only a fraction of the wealth of

Hear Us Out: More Chainsaws In Texas Team Logos
I think we can all agree that the most famous thing about Texas is the legendary “Texas Chainsaw Massacre.” It’s literally all the state is known for, as far as

Report: Football Finally Receives FDA Approval
After over 100 years of research the FDA has finally given the go-ahead and approved Football. After initial trials dating back to the 1900s the game’s side-effects were much too

Allegiant Stadium To Stop Serving Cocaine After 3rd Quarter
The Las Vegas Raiders, committed to both excellence and the safety of fans, have informed guests at Allegiant Stadium of their newest policy. Moving forward, Allegiant Stadium will stop serving

7 Objects You Should Never Ejaculate on During the National Anthem
Over the past few years there have been a lot of questions of what you can and can’t do during the national anthem. We’re here to help–here are 7 things

Aww! Meet Andy Reid’s New Emotional Support Sandwich
Sorry, spicy chicken nuggets, but it’s chopped brisket that has the football world head over heels as Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid debuted his adorable new emotional support








