
Bill Belichick Posts Revenge Bod Bikini Pic One Minute Into Super Bowl LV
Bill Belichick, who was devastated just eight months ago when he was dumped by his former quarterback Tom Brady, has clearly gone all in on Paleo and Pilates. The new

Hear Us Out: Tom Brady But Without Boston Fans
We fully admit it—we’re total Brady fans. From his Supermodel-wife-winning smile to a chin cleft you could drive an airboat through, Towering Tom of Tampa Bay is “Super” in more

State Of Florida Mandates Fan Must Test Positive For COVID Before Attending Super Bowl
Today, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced a series of executive orders designed to imprint the character and spirit of the state of Florida onto Sunday’s Super Bowl. Among a myriad

Halftime Show Surprise Guest Revealed To Be Category 4 Hurricane
After weeks of speculation, a leaked email revealed today that a category 4 hurricane will be the surprise guest during The Weeknd’s Super Bowl LV halftime show. Hurricane Alicia, the

Everyone’s A Winner! NFL To Donate Unused Championship Merchandise From Losing Team To Aaron Rodgers
While professional football is filled with positive messages of teamwork and endurance, one unfortunate drawback is that not everyone can be a champion. The losers walk away feeling less special

75-Year-Old Tom Brady Travels Back In Time To Warn Self Not To Retire Before Hitting Prime 2034
Emerging from a Lombardi Trophy-shaped time machine moments before Tom Brady took the field during the Super Bowl, a disheveled 75-year-old Tom Brady reportedly warned his past self not to

65-Year-Old Harkens Back To The Who’s Legendary Halftime Performance From 10 Years Ago
Upon awakening in his chair from his daily, albeit spontaneous, afternoon nap, 65-year-old grandfather of four, Tyler Lang, waxed nostalgic over The Who’s legendary Super Bowl Halftime Show from 10

It’s Modern Times: Why Can’t I Take A Steam Locomotive To The Super Bowl?
In so many ways, we are living in the future. When I got up this morning, the modern world’s explosion of music options meant that I was able to peruse

Super Bowl Commercial Just A Commercial
Despite hundreds of thousands of write-ins expressing their life-changing experiences as a result of harrowing stories of life, loss and grand achievement, the NFL released a joint statement Friday that
