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Looking on in horror as their boss decided it was finally time to find out what people really think about him, members of the NFL league office appeared overwhelmed by

Following a series of intense arguments culminating in a helmet-to-helmet collision, Drew Brees and Devin Bush flipped bodies midway through today’s game. “This is terrible,” Brees said, realizing he had

College sports have unjustly come under fire in recent years due to an untold number of alleged ethical issues. To get to the bottom of this, we sat down with

Heisman candidate, Jonah Bradberry out of Texas Tech, won’t be able to hack it in the NFL. Despite his record-breaking success with 11,287 passing yards and 79 passing touchdowns this

Citing his clear willingness to take professional football to the next level, currently suspended Cleveland Brown’s defensive end Myles Garrett was selected as the first overall pick in the inaugural

The NFL announced today that it plans to remove the names from the backs of all player uniforms in order to prevent fans from growing too attached to individual players.

Following numerous reports of a gooey, golden man repeatedly screaming, “Best friend! Best friend!” outside of Hall of Fame quarterback Peyton Manning’s Denver mansion, local authorities have confirmed that the

Sometimes an athlete gains a bizarre cult following totally unwarranted by their in-game performance. After nearly two decades worth of statistical evidence for Tom Brady, it’s clear that he not