
Dan Campbell Reminded By Staff He Doesn’t Need To Mercy-Kill Injured Players
Detroit’s artificial turf is quickly becoming a killing field as the Lions’ staff struggles to convince Dan Campbell, a head coach famous for making gutsy calls, that he doesn’t need

Cam Skattebo’s Father Revealed To Be Crash Test Dummy
Ever since Cam Skattebo cannonballed into the NFL with few words and many headbutts, millions of football fans have found unity in one question — “What’s this guy’s deal?” Now,

Jets Announcers Under Mistaken Impression ‘Garbage Time’ Refers To All Four Quarters
Jets radio announcers Bob Wischusen and Anthony Becht spent the entirety of Sunday’s broadcast referring to every moment of play as “garbage time” a term that refers the closing minutes

Manning Family Forcing Arch To Change Last Name To “Leaf”
Squeezing into Arch’s Texas dorm room, family members gathered to deliver some unfortunate news – the sophomore quarterback from a long lineage of excellence will soon be donning a lesser

Punter Wishes Just Once Fans Would Cheer When He Comes Out
Miami Dolphins’ Jake Bailey has had enough. For years, he’s watched offenses, defense, field goal kickers, cheerleaders, army veterans, and inflatable Dolphins all get cheered on an NFL field. Just

Cam Skattebo Gnaws Off Own Foot To Expedite Recovery Time
Giants fans were crushed to see star running back Cam Skattebo go down with a horrifically brutal ankle injury, one that would surely end his season, possibly his career. However,

Ray Lewis Murder Mystery Party All Murder No Mystery
In Baltimore, as the saying goes, there ain’t no party like a Ray Lewis party. Every year, Ray Lewis’ exclusive Ravens-superfan jam is the invite to get. From his “Gone

White House ‘Unsure’ How To Feel About A ‘Christian’ ‘Gonzalez’
The White House is scrambling. Sources close to the Oval Office claim they’re unsure how to process New England’s latest roster report. Their concern: how to explain a “Patriot” with

Veteran Who Survived Normandy Invasion Booed For Not Understanding Bongo Cam
A sold-out crowd at UBS Arena turned hostile Saturday night after 98-year-old World War II veteran Harold “Bud” Minter failed to participate in the Islanders’ beloved Bongo Cam, a lighthearted
