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Travis Kelce is America’s Tight End. He wins Super Bowls, dates starlets, and abuses elders. You love it. We love it. Like – what can’t he do? More importantly —

In a heartwarming display of burying the hatchet, longtime rival fans of the Philadelphia Eagles and Dallas Cowboys announced that they would be calling a temporary truce in order to

Like all of America, the town of Jasper, Indiana is fired up for this year’s Super Bowl. Unlike all of America, it’s because of a tortoise: Johnny U-Tortoise.  Every year

Speaking to reporters on a Zoom call from the bed where he had just awoken drenched in sweat, Ravens superstar Lamar Jackson confirmed that he had once again had that

Researchers at the Ohio State University confirmed they have made a major evolutionary breakthrough in their discovery of the missing link between humans and Bosas.  A decade ago, OSU biologist

Still on an all time high from their 34–31 loss to the Niners in January, the Detroit Lions returned home to a parade thrown by the city. The Lions and

Ask any NFL oldhead, and they’ll tell you touchdown dances were once the highlight of the games. But as usual, the “No-Fun League” had to stick their noses in and

Sources have informed Sports Riot that a long and hallowed Philadelphia tradition dating back to 1987 went off without a hitch last night. As is tradition, a baby must be