Here’s A List Of The Cowardly MLB Players Unwilling To Die For Your Entertainment
With the MLB set to move into the playoffs and the season well underway, most fans and athletes are chomping at the bit for more and more baseball. However, some
Game Changer: Wide Receiver Has Secret Football Hidden In His Socks
The game of football was forever changed Sunday when Falcons wide receiver Clark Thompson used a secret football he had hidden in his socks to score the game-winning touchdown. The
Climate Pledge Arena Requests Fans Break Down Box Seats Before Recycling
As Seattle gears up for its inaugural NHL season at Climate Pledge Arena, the venue, whose naming rights were purchased by Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, is taking a bold approach to reducing
Gronkowski Promises To Donate Brain To Science At End Of Season
Saying that he aspires to make his colleagues’ lives better through tight end research after his eventual retirement, Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Rob Gronkowski today announced his intention to
United States Chosen As NFL Bubble Country
Although impressed by the NBA’s “cute” Bubble in Orlando, the NFL has announced that it has chosen somewhere a little bigger and slightly more populous for its own isolation zone,
Stop Reading Books: Football Is Back
Congrats on reading your first book since you gave up on the Harry Potter series halfway through in 5th grade, but it’s time to stop reading and put those dumb
Roger Goodell Apologizes For Taking So Long To Realize How Profitable Supporting Player Protests Is For NFL
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell in a video call today issued a statement of apology for not realizing the handsome financial benefits of supporting the players in their fight against racial
Man’s Fantasy Football Draft Signals The Gathering Of The Seasonal Friends
With the annual fantasy football draft quickly approaching, local enthusiast Paul Casper’s friend has begun preparations for three or so months of authentic seasonal friendship. “I love these dudes. We
Get Ready To Scream And Eat: Football Is Back
FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!! When you open your bag of chips, if you don’t rip the bag open by grabbing one end of the bag with your teeth and other with
