Jim Harbaugh Shows Team What It Means To Be A Charger By Hooking Car Battery To Nipples
Standing shirtless in the facility’s parking prior to Friday’s Chiefs/Chargers matchup, Head Coach Jim Harbaugh attached car battery clamps to his nipples in order to demonstrate to his team what
Trump Reminds Foreign Tennis Stars ‘U.S. Open’ Just The Name Of The Tournament
Donald Trump clarified today that the U.S. Open is exactly what it sounds like: a tennis tournament. Nothing more, nothing less. Speaking to reporters outside the White House, Trump reminded
Jordan Hudson’s Relationship Loaded With Incentives And Guaranteed Money
With UNC coach Bill Belichick’s recent acquisition of GF Jordon Hudson, it has been disclosed to Sports Riot that the terms of this relationship will be 7 years and worth
How To Cast Level 5 Magic Spells During Your Fantasy Football Draft
The NFL’s quest for ratings domination has led to a burgeoning fan base of dungeon masters, all excitedly polishing their wands for fantasy football. Newcomers might worry they don’t know
Kevin Stefanski Confident That Browns Will Know Week 1 Starting Quarterback by Week 6
Browns head coach Kevin Stefanski told reporters Monday that, while the season opener is just weeks away, he is “extremely confident” the team will identify its Week 1 starting quarterback
Fantasy Drafter Accused Of Performance Enhancing Sobriety
Fantasy league commissioner confirmed Tuesday that Pittsburgh-area resident Brian Sternik has been participating in drafts completely alcohol-free, a violation of the sacred, unwritten covenant of fantasy football. Competitors insist sobriety
Report: Shortstop Spends Countless Hours Looking For Shortstop Base
Rookie shortstop Cal Vega of the Everett (WA) Aquasox has spent significant time this season searching for what he calls the “shortstop base.” Vega, who began playing late in high
Hear Us Out: Do Away With Catchers And Just Let The Ball Hit The Ump
We’ve all been there: bottom of the 6th, down $80 betting on the jumbotron hat game, home team losing by 4 and the ump calls an obvious slider down the
Stadium Vendor Unsuccessfully Attempts To Start ‘Hot Dogs!’ Chant
Seen but not heard. That’s the unspoken credo of the hot dog vendor. Get the meat to the people without disrupting the game. Unless you’re Ed “Big Dog” Miller, it’s
