
Opinion: If Football Players From The ’60s Are So Tough, Then How Come I Was Just Able To Beat Up Dick Butkus?
Since the day I started watching football, all my dad could ever talk about was how “tough,” “manly,” and “smelly” all of the players he watched in the ‘60s were.

Cause For Concern? This Draft Prospect Is Into Trains. Really Into Trains.
No. 9-ranked Oregon cornerback Todd McCrady has garnered much attention from scouts and team psychologists alike thanks to his near-perfect draft grades — as well as his super vocal admiration

‘Icing’ And Three Other Hockey Penalties Named After Cake
As all hockey fans and Canadians are aware, Lord Stanley, after whom the NHL’s infamous championship trophy was affectionately named, was not only a steward of the game and a

Tennis Ball Boy Promoted To Junior Financial Advisor
Owing to his bland demeanor, lack of artistic aspirations, and surprising absence of Jewish heritage, local Burning Tree Country Club ball boy, Fletcher Mallison, 22, was promoted Sunday to Junior

For All The Marbles: This Loser Bet His Marble Collection On The Lions Game
Local loser and family man, turned down-on-his-luck loser and family man, Karl Williamson lost his prized marble collection on the Detroit Lions game last Sunday. The tragic event took place

The Top 5 Quarterbacks Based On Who Just Slipped Me 50 Bucks
I wanted to make a quarterback list and make $50 bucks. Here’s the list, and here are my profits: Joe Flacco $50 bucks? He had it, grabbed it, gave

Hear Us Out: Pylon Kiss Cam
We’ve always loved how wild fans get when stadiums break out the kiss cam at games. And when the NFL announced it was equipping those same stadiums with “pylon cams”

Opinion: Goalies Should Have Access To A Crossbow
Growing up a young lad in Regina, Saskatchewan, hockey has always been in my blood. But what I noticed today from the comfort of my couch while watching Hockey Night

Opinion: Bring Death Back To Football
Football exists in its most pure form when a man walks in a stadium not knowing if he’ll walk out, maybe because he is paralyzed or maybe because he is,
